At this Point God just Take Me

catch me on ao3 (@coasilous03) writing and on here, talking about fnaf like it's 2015

[see-arcane]

OJ and JJ: Why Jean Jacket Let the Haywoods—Especially OJ—Get Away with More Than Anyone Else in “Nope”

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

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[solarrush]

Just in: punks embarrass robot in front of his crush coworker, more at 11.

[bamsara]

THIS AGED SO WELL

[calliecrossroad]

This as all come full-circle.

[wongfuavatar]

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

[pokemondiamondversion]

giovanni wrote this

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[knuckleduster]

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

[local-gay]

[mar64ds]

please watch this i love him

[cruvlaaphtian-crocus]

[striders]

ㅤ

[inthetags]

In the tags write what time is “dinner time”

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

[the-fugitive-kaspy]

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

[fork-a-nature]

boutta hit a pious lick

[halfhardtorock]

[my-random-fandoms]

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.

[iconuk01]

You can only pay off your sister's student loans once, so you might as well make it a memorable experience for all.

The duck is an inspired surrealist moment

[ragingtwilight]

Surprise!!!

aaand NAPTIME

[kawacy]

Poppy Playtime

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[anagramofbrat]

*does some mental math*

Ok I can reblog.

Also, fuck.

[wrathionsssssssss-deactivated20]

a champ

[hamerla]

I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’(

[sxkkaa-deactivated20201025]

as long as we keep reblogging the timer keeps resetting

[cutepilled]

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

[pass-the-boof-please]

el woowoo

[evilscientist3]

Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!

[evilscientist3]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

almost forgot el woowoo wednesday

[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

[thatsbelievable]

[kalichnikov]

[kalichnikov]

5 things you'll do at Buffalo wild wings

[thesecretuncle]

The names of five guys from Five Guys