Hear the Rat Quing's Mighty Squeak!

Anti | They/Them | Adult ♥Illustrato r♥horror enthusiest ♥punderful cryptid ♥definitely not a rat king in a human costume ♥As the self-fulfilling prophecy foretold

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[artkat]

HE’S FINE YOU GUYS 

(ask @spatialheather she told me so)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Good news, everyone!

I’m pretty sure those are ptarmigan tracks, not those of a rabbit who got scooped up by something! They’re birds that hop through the snow and then leave those snow-angel imprints when they take off.

I’d also honestly be kind of surprised if a predatory bird swooping down on a prey animal just left nice clean imprints like that and not a bigger disturbance in the snow.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[cruzfucker]

[retrogamingblog2]

[digital-magus]

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[truquetructruk]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

[oneheadtoanother]

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[oneheadtoanother]

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[filmphotofranz]

ok i love how every real Utena fan knows the TRUTH that the movie is a sequel even if its not officially one

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"meteoric rise" is such a weird phrase. literally the main thing meteors don't do