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Julia | Boston | Bruce Wayne liaison -recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists-

[amateur]

I think about this video every single day

[thewardress]

[sixpenceee]

The Perry Bible Fellowship is the perfect middle between the whimsy and the morbid. And it has been since 2001 when its creator Nicholas Gurewitch drew the first strip. Nicholas describes his style as “the clarity of obscurity”, and his work is a real treat to all the dark(er) souls out there. (Source)

[afaughtk]

OH MY GOD THE RABBIT ONE

[usmarineis5150]

I’m bloody scarred for life

[luseroftheyear]

adhd brain: school bad

also adhd brain, craving structure: summer…boring

[ironpour]

[memehumor]

Wireless water

[vanwizard]

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Although this is a shock to nobody evidence that Chris Pratt is an absolute child!!! Part 2

[laaylic]

Mood

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

[cobotho]

chaotic good

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018, directors Joe and Anthony Russo.)

[acidocasualidad]

[myspiritedneighbortotoro]

How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas

[cobotho]

friendly reminder

[theproblematicblogger]

Headlines from this election

[cobotho]

reminder of what we once had

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[becauseshe-stheblade-deactivate]

I have never felt so illiterate.

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[im-just-a-reaction]

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

[armedandgayngerous]

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

[triss19]

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

[fedkaczynski]

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

[01101010-01100100]

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing