[unclefather]

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

[unclefather]

“is stuart little a real person” 

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[bakwaaas]

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

[dankmemeuniversity]

[parakeet]

knife crow is a dad now omg

[sixthrock]

may his children carry on his stabby legacy

[sidetongue]

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

[cetaceous]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: lava delivery truck

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

[moooniper-deactivated20211222]

I love when kittens lay down and you see their little tummy and its like a sign from God

[moooniper-deactivated20211222]

Tumby

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[grayghostofthenorth]

Borzoi Head Study by Heidi Wickham 

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

clown (self diagnosed)

[highlandvalley]

[animalcrossingpocketcamps]

Godzilla vs. Kong

[hamotzi]

dancing! 

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Britney Spears by Jill Greenberg for Teen People Magazine (February 2000)