Homestuck should come with a warning label, but the problem is that that warning label would look something like âsomeday you will be an adult with your own apartment putting away a container of plain, nonfat yogurt, because somewhere along the line you became a person who eats plain, nonfat yogurt for breakfast, and the expiration date on the yogurt will say âApril 13âČ and youâll think âah, Homestuck yogurtâ and youâll just have to live with the emotions that come with that.â
And I donât know what page that warning label should go on.






















