¡cobras!

-- i ain't yo hollaback boy -- gh: gabeybabymademegobad --

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do u are have stupid?

hell yeah brother!

[softskywalkers]

I don’t mean to be too political but what if we didn’t destroy our planet with catastrophic climate change

[cobrasneverdie-blog]

So if I ever run into a Nazi I’m gonna punch them but first can I scream “this is for Gabe Saporta” and then start swinging???

please do

[giraffepoliceforce]

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

Acquire several dozen limes.

Go up to them and then drop all the limes.

Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.

Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).

Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.

Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”

Marry them.

[cobrasneverdie-blog]

I don't have a babe tag cause I don't fantasize and tell. Thots.

[lavellansolas]

are you straight or gay or bi or what?

i’m definitely what

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[alligatorprincexcrocodiletears]

@cobrasneverdie Spencer already asked but this was definitely you

[cobrasneverdie-blog]

//ooc

dear tumblr: please make it easier to switch between accs on mobile. please. i just want to switch between gabe and my main thats all i want im beggi

[2oldtolive-2cooltodie]

What’s good? Name’s Spencer, I used to drum for the band known as Panic! Brendon At the Disco. I love dogs and sushi and am yet another emo kid that was made famous by that midget Pete Wentz. We’re all old as fuck now but some of us Gabe refuses to accept it.

Anyways I suck at this so just come chat with me at spencesmeeth on gh and send me pics of your dogs

[cobrasneverdie-blog]

*i* refuse to accept it? you own thousands of dollars in legos fool

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[harold-thats-gay]

I see…

[alligatorprincexcrocodiletears]

Ryan mentioned the emo clique so I, of course, had to dig out some throw backs (except for with ‘Trick, don’t ask why for I know not). I am beyond blessed with friends like this. Thnks fr th Mmrs (I promise you that most of them were great) and I hope to make more. Outside of my kids, you guys are the ones who make life worth living and my heart is so full, way beyond what I thought it would ever be. I’ll quit being sappy now

@cryptxzoology

@applebottombreadbin

@dontcallmegeorge

@cobrasneverdie

[cobrasneverdie-blog]

Addition of a slightly less thrown-back throwback?

[cryptxzoology]

hey, i’m patrick. i was told if i didn’t post something soon bread was gonna be thrown at me? while i love bread, i’m not particularly fond of having things thrown at me. but anyways — i sing in a band called fall out boy and i know what you’re thinking: “wait but isn’t pete wentz the lead singer?” and while he’s got the looks, you think that silky smooth voice could come out of that asshole? think again.

that was a joke i’ll stop trying to be funny — you can find me at the gh runxdry, or if you like this i’ll pribably come bug you for plots!

[alligatorprincexcrocodiletears]

I’m Pete and if you didn’t know that you probably live under a rock. I’m Chicago born and raised and if you didn’t pick up on that you probably haven’t listened to Fall Out Boy. I used to say deep dish was life and I still love it, but my kids are definitely my life. I constantly change my mind about whether or not it’s tragic that I’m 40, but life is beautiful and sad and heavy and whimsical and weird all at once and we just have to take it as it is. It definitely is tragic that everyone zeroes in and my massive misses and ignores my hits- I took a shot and didn’t even come close (do you see what I did there?). I kind of miss Livejournal because it seems like people cared more then what I actually had to say. But then again that just reminds me that I’m old and how I had a weird evolution from Emo King to Emoji King. Yes I have a Nightmare Before Christmas sleeve, and no I don’t regret it. I’m not sure what else to say so if you want to find me on GH just look for lakeeffectestkid

[cobrasneverdie-blog]

"i want a skinny lanky noodle boy" of COURSE you say that AFTER i get toned

[capstellium]

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

[applebottombreadbin]

it’s called fashion sweaty look it up 👀

(deleted the last post cause the gif wouldn’t move we love that)