Contrarians On Crack Cocaine

Official blog for the COCC2021 cumpaign. Still looking for Obama's last name. Main: @oasisofpassion

[cocc2021]

obama's gonna be hugely important to the dreamsmp lore

[cocc2021]

Reviving this account to say that the first COCC campaign ad ever has been my desktop background literally since the day I made it.

[cocc2021]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM85475Lk/ my friend sent this to me :/

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

well i suppose i have no purpose anymore after the president is selected

welp

it's time to rest in peace

[cocc2021]

YOU DIDNT TELL US WHAT THE INITIAL POSTS WERE ALL ABOUT!!! COME BAAAACK

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

wdym by initial posts?

[cocc2021]

when you first talked about "I didn't expect that" type stuff :(

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

oooh yeah

well most of it was bullshit

except the race thing cause you and bloob2021 were on a race until woof2021 came in between you guys lol-

[cocc2021]

ah yeah i know why

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

well i suppose i have no purpose anymore after the president is selected

welp

it's time to rest in peace

[cocc2021]

YOU DIDNT TELL US WHAT THE INITIAL POSTS WERE ALL ABOUT!!! COME BAAAACK

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

wdym by initial posts?

[cocc2021]

when you first talked about "I didn't expect that" type stuff :(

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

well i suppose i have no purpose anymore after the president is selected

welp

it's time to rest in peace

[cocc2021]

YOU DIDNT TELL US WHAT THE INITIAL POSTS WERE ALL ABOUT!!! COME BAAAACK

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

well… that was pretty easy… 

do you know the first thing i said of when i got into the elections?

i said now you listen to me. this place is going to be a lot different tomorrow

so why not make that happen

i have a lot of choices to make as the new president of this place. that is setting some things clear. so let’s go through them now shall we? :)

-my first decree as the president of this place is to SPARE @quacktities from any too extreme punishment. but I’ll still be locking him up for a month and banning him permanently from any predictions. another false prediction and I’m afraid i won’t be nice anymore

-also speaking of locking people up I’d like to lock up @placetofangirl to not risk the fact that they’re planning on killing me. and i don’t want that to happen :) 

-i will also be assigning @local-friendlycryptid as my vice president cause after all

a deal is a deal ey? 

-and last but not least people are confused on the fate of meow2021 and I’ll make it crystal clear

bloob2021 won and not meow2021 which means that crimmy is still on the loosing side. after all my dear beloved/p assigned ME as the new president and never said “burberians and crimmy" 

so with that put of the way I’d like to announce that i will be EXILING @crimmy-cram AND @your-best-emo FROM HERE FOR THEIR TYRANNY

thank you for coming for today’s speech. I’m grateful to be your new president

[cocc2021]

Fantastic speech, President. :]

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

OK SO JUST AS I SAID THIS IS ALL ROLEPLAYING DON'T GET TOO SERIOUS

and the winner of the elections is...

BLOOB2021

@local-friendlycryptid you won!!

believe me when i said i did not expect this like at all

but i guess people like da fish

[cocc2021]

HOLY SHIT. CONGRATS BLOOB2021!

[glittter-skeleton]

@tntblrelectionsofficial2021 10 minutes left was 20 minutes ago

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

i was just giving people time to breath lol

[cocc2021]

I WASNT BREATHING I WAS HOLDIJG MY BREATH ASSHOLE

[cocc2021]

I'm like. refreshing tumblr every five seconds

[cocc2021]

I CANT TAKE THIS JUST POST

[cocc2021]

I'm like. refreshing tumblr every five seconds

[cocc2021]

o7 it's been a great run with yall. if i ascend to the presidency or slip into irrelevancy i'll remember you all

[placetofangirl]

Tubbo first MCC win!!!! Now for less excellent news, @tntblrelectionsofficial2021 election results in how long? An hour? Idk your exact timezone

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

10 minutes left

[cocc2021]

WHAT--

[passive-deter-cotton-deactivate]

if u text the link to vote to as many of your friends as possible and tell them to vote for your party does that count as voter fraud

/j

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

i mean is it illegal to tell your friends to vote for a president irl? no!

BUT GUESS WHAT BITCH IT'S ILLEGAL HERE EAT THAT/lh

[passive-deter-cotton-deactivate]

YOU ARE SO MEAN OMG

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

i was tame for a long while now

it's time to show my ✨t r u e c o l o r s✨

[passive-deter-cotton-deactivate]

why do I have the feeling you are enjoying this a little too much

[cocc2021]

WHY WOULD YOU ASK!? IT WASNT IN THE RULES BEFORE

[cocc2021]

god i fucking hate you

[offishly]

Who should be added to the dream smp next? wrong answers only

[offishly]

The people have spoken. Obama for the dsmp.

[placetofangirl]

@tntblrelectionsofficial2021 you won't tell who's in the lead but can you at least tell how big the pool of votes is. like. how many ppl voted

[tntblrelectionsofficial2021]

a bunch

[cocc2021]

no bc if you actually said the fucking voting pool I could tell where I stand in the votes because I know the minimum of people who have voted for my party.