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Think Pink AU and ramblings thereabout:
accidental voyeurism via superhearing - complete crisis - complete put a ring on it - in progress Think Pink AU on AO3 voyeurism via superhearing (PODFIC) by @opalsong - complete
WIPs (ongoing)
Vessel!Bernard and Confused!Kon Link to all parts | chrono link Superblond Omegaverse non-chrono | chrono sleepy cockwarming non-chrono | chrono
first in my bloodline to write this much gay fanfiction
okay let's actually do this properly
Where do you write your fics/stories
Word
Google Docs
Scrivener
LibreOffice
Obsidian/Notion
ProtonDocs
Notes App
Directly into AO3
Ellipsus
Handwriting
Other (explain in tags?)
Uh WOWOWOW we're at #2?! (guys we can't let Google win š¬)
if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
anon co0mission No one's PET 002
This just dug a hole in my brain as another think pink AU. Here me out.
Post long weekend, YJ has a villain of the week who's into mind control.
The villain has the whole team subdued and/or punched silly. The specifics aren't important; the point is the team is trapped, they're within earshot, and the villain approaches Superboy with that "I've got you right where I want you" attitude. (Side note, Superboy is, ideally struggling against some kind of unbreakable bindings, with a trickle of blood somewhere on his face to indicate the actual peril of the situation.)
The villain and YJ square off in the classic villain monologuing vs teen hero heckling. At the height of their banter, the villain grabs Kon and sneers, "perhaps I'll have this one for my next pet"
I realize I do prose usually, but try to envision this with me as a comic panel:
Full-page image of Superboy straining against his bindings, while the villain looks on in shock and fear. The villain has a small speech bubble reading, "no, you can't be!"
Superboy's speech is spaced across the page in that wobbly font that indicates high emotion/shouting (if it has a name, tell me).
I...
...AM NOT...
...YOUR PET!
PIP panels of:
Eyes glowing red
Metal bindings cracking open
Villain's eyes widened in alarm
YJ reactions, battle ready and victorious
One hand breaking free
Robin's reaction, blushing uncontrollably and ba-dum, ba-dum showing increased heart rate
Bonus crack alternate: a close-up of Robin's midsection, with thunk! emanating from his codpiece.
keloid scars
Superboy prime: Bernard dowd? I loved you in Robin
editors note: Bernard first appears in Robin 1993 issue 121
Bernard: thanks I loved being in Robin too
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but theyāre not. thatās how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
thatās how fucked up our world is now
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law studentās life
oh hello youāve returned to us
Hi. Iām a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
Superblond where the first time they make out Bernard almost swallows the ball of one of Kon's lip piercings when it comes unscrewed, and nearly dies of embarrassment
I do think the 'almost' is important here. There is a certain humiliation in cupping your palm and spitting part of someone else's piercing into it while your faces are still only inches apart. I see that for their relationship
The beauty of superblond is how hard we all work to level up any embarrassing/hurt/grief feels to max.
Bugs when they're snug in a rug
emotionally cold character: i donāt do relationships
pure cinnamon roll character: *exists*
emotionally cold character: shit
So, Iāve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And Iāve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesnāt make any small talk, just straight intoĀ āI clocked you doing 70 in a 55.ā The only time Iāve ever gotten theĀ ādo you know why I pulled you over?ā was the time when I wasnāt doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
āDo you know why I pulled you over?ā is a trap. It means thereās a good chance the officer doesnāt actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, thatās a confession of guilt.
But thereās another trap, that Iāve heard of but havenāt yet experienced. ItāsĀ ādo you know how fast you were going?ā With that one, theyāre hoping youāll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want ā you just said you didnāt know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then youāre lying to them.
Oh, Iāve had that one. Go with āyes.ā Donāt give them a number, just say āYes.ā Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but thatās suspiciously similar to saying they donāt know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
Reblog to save a life
if you scroll past this just because it doesnāt affect you personally, i see you.
Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times youāll win. Or if the cop thinks youāll win they wonāt even show up and youāll win by default.
They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.
Also, if you get the court date changed to a different day of the week, the cop is much less likely to show up. A lot of cops, being the sort of people who are too lazy to get a real job, will try to have all their court dates on one day, so not being on that day means theyāre probably not going to make an entire trip to court for just one case.
I need my weird alone time or I will explode
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