we are still cursed.

[fuvkrutherford]

[cynids]

happy aapi month!

[passionpeachy]

I don’t want to reincarnate into a beautiful lotus flower. I want to reincarnate into the most evil orca in the world

[coconutsxx]

somehow despite not even playing the Canucks still manage to lose.

[coconutsxx]

…you will never see me again.

[coconutsxx]

FUCKING TORONTO WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[coconutsxx]

jsyk if the draft lottery doesn’t go the way I want it I’m going to disappear + never be seen again!

[coconutsxx]

hello tuning in to the stanleys to say omg go buffalo!!!

[fairybreadevangelist]

[prettyboybrock]

average canuck height just decreased by 4 inches

[prettyboybrock]

average canuck height just regressed to the mean

[synech-doche]

how it feels watching every canucks game

[nottodayjustin]

February 25th 2026 best hockey tweets of the day

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

My biggest fear is having sons, raising them to be respectful and support women only for them to turn around and become weak minded misogynistic pricks because of their peers

[selkesson]

that vid of everyone laughing at trump’s “joke” about having to also “invite the women” or he’d be impeached that the whole group laughed at is just replaying over and over in my head. that women’s hockey team is full of elite athletes who play the same sport as all of them (whilst getting paid practically nothing in comparison), and have won olympic gold twice in the last 3 games. ellen hughes is a former team usa player and a pioneer of women’s international hockey and is on the development staff for that very same women’s team who was just the butt of a joke in a locker room with two of her sons present. and yeah, i know, maybe it shouldn’t be surprising, but it’s still really fucking disappointing.

[coconutsxx]

come onnn we have the momentum we just need some luck!!

[coconutsxx]

canada plsplsls score my heart cannot take another fucking ot

[coconutsxx]

i just knew they were going to score there it looked so good.