we are still cursed.

[coconutsxx]

holy shit

[coconutsxx]

hello canucksblr I see we have arisen from the dead.

[coconutsxx]

times like this make me glad I watch a pacific div team because holy shit the atrocities id commit if i had to watch the tkafucks play together on a regular basis

[gitrog]

Nucksmemes is might genuinely be the most interesting hockey personality in the business right now. He's so committed to this team. He got a Quinn Hughes tattoo on his ass right before Quinn Hughes got traded and USA won gold. He has a whole room dedicated to Canucks merch which he mainly uses to communicate despair over how much we suck. He has the most intense reactions that are still believable because aside from shouting (happy) and shouting (angry) he'll also go on instagram spirals about being a chud with no future and a losing team and breaking no contact with his ex if Vegas wins the cup because beyond seeing the Canucks win he lives to see Vegas lose. He's on a podcast with people he says he hates and he crashes out on them every episode when he gets spoken over. He's gone through all this and he lives in Ottawa he's never lived in Vancouver he chose all of this for himself. But does he ever complain? Yes, that's most of what he does, interspaced with him affirming that he loves this team and will never change.

[gitrog]

[fuvkrutherford]

[cynids]

happy aapi month!

[passionpeachy]

I don’t want to reincarnate into a beautiful lotus flower. I want to reincarnate into the most evil orca in the world

[coconutsxx]

somehow despite not even playing the Canucks still manage to lose.

[coconutsxx]

…you will never see me again.

[coconutsxx]

FUCKING TORONTO WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[coconutsxx]

jsyk if the draft lottery doesn’t go the way I want it I’m going to disappear + never be seen again!

[coconutsxx]

hello tuning in to the stanleys to say omg go buffalo!!!

[fairybreadevangelist]

[prettyboybrock]

average canuck height just decreased by 4 inches

[prettyboybrock]

average canuck height just regressed to the mean

[synech-doche]

how it feels watching every canucks game

[nottodayjustin]

February 25th 2026 best hockey tweets of the day

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

My biggest fear is having sons, raising them to be respectful and support women only for them to turn around and become weak minded misogynistic pricks because of their peers