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Dakota. 25. No idea what im doing with my life. But i like technical theatre. And dance. and other stuff lol. Mixed kid. Ojibwe/Cherokee/white.

[sheherzog]

NO

[fruitywhompus]

YOU

[guerrillatech]

[marsoid]

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RIDE OR DIE is a supernatural, LGBT, street racing webcomic about demons, homicidal cars, cults, mystery, and GAY YEARNING.

Read the first 8 pages:

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[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[amanitaphalloides-deactivated20]

ive had it up to here with fictional gays being like “i love you and if all i can ever have is that knowledge it’s enough for me” we need more “i have been struck down by horny insanity and i beg you to fuck me once. i’ve had three smirnoff ices and i’m gonna be crazy now. we can pretend it didn’t happen i don’t give a shit just gimme daddy’s blunt instrument” it’s more realistic

[amanitaphalloides-deactivated20]

people who think this is a joke have never kicked off destroying a friendship by saying “maybe we should just get it out of our system”

[grecoromanyaoi]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Having 2 balls is gay as hell. They live together? Like 2 guys sharing an apartment?

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[codaman15]

Redownloades loaded the tumblr app I’m back!!!!

[badgersprite]

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you realise they took out the part where the whole reason the Devil became a bad guy and tempted Eve with the apple was because Satan was traumatised as a child when God trained three evil apples to push the Devil’s parents off a cliff

[silver-hibiscus]

[luxlightly]

Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.

What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

tired: eddie brock is a monsterfucker

wired: venom is a monsterfucker

[stlbluesbrat21]

I love rouzy, but wally has my whole damn heart 😫🥰

[chemsexholmes]

in a week the new thing here on tumblr will be posting pictures of fictional men and captioning them, "petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable". calling it right now and investing stock in this

[empathviv]

petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

WAIT

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Petite and fertile. Perhaps br

[chainsawmansheart]

Please sign and boost this petition

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Sign the Petition

Call for a National Day of Mourning for the Lost Children of Residential School

[malefixium]

[evegwood]

every time

[mastincala-deactivated20240527]

every native person i know is mourning right now, its hard and its painful and it brings up a lot of emotions and trauma for our communities, please be respectful of that. particularly to the secwepemc, dont bother them, dont push them for information, let them mourn.