Burning low

If you are alive, you are burning. Lit those around you, the world is quite dead. Buenos Aires, Argentina. 25 years of age.

[sca-nerd]

[gold-the-finch]

@wearepaladin

[wearepaladin]

Sigh

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[gravegospel]

did medieval knights really roll around that much

[nagiharau]

iframes were very popular back then, but sadly nowadays iframes aren’t very useful…you can’t roll into a car and take no damage, tested it…apparently you also can’t iframe roll status effect inducing spells (like depression and dysphoria) in this era. 

[gravegospel]

):

[guitarbeard]

The Enlightenment patch back in the 18th century pretty much killed close range builds. People tend to attribute this to the meta shifting focus to firearms, but intelligence and faith builds were just becoming way more popular regardless. Eventually iframes were removed altogether as they were considered antiquated, however the adjustment was very tumultuous as its effects were clearly visible in the high casualty rate of the American Civil War.

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

don’t be a casual

[bunney]

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

[teampunkrocket-moved-deactivate]

[cannabisbutch]

i have such a wide range of emotions, including

Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-bad

Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-good

Empty

Pure Unbridled Rage

Manic Energy

?????????????????????

[songbirde108]

Don’t forget deeply, existentially sad.

[backtotheborderline]

Also: “sickening paranoia based on nothing”, “sudden pent up aggression you weren’t aware you had” and “guilt guilt guilt guilt guilt”

[pukicho]

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

[dinosaurpubes]

[inkrton]

he cannot die. Unstoppable

[brondeef]

Bad dog. Out you go

[tsukuyomishirabes]

The Dog Will Stay

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

Too bad.

[xlugger]

the dog stays

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

[superflyingthing]

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

[lawd-what-a-booty]

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

[legionoftuna]

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

[xxxtictacion]

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

[swordofevilsban]

THE DOG GOES

[duskanaragemother]

THE DOG STAYS

[pixelsnotdreams-deactivated2019]

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

[dryeguy]

THE DOG IS MINE.

[65-percent-puns]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

[bennyboxx]

Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names

[honeychildplease-deactivated201]

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...

I’m quite pleased with this.

[memoriesfloodbacklikephotograph]

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

[fuckingmultiverse]

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

[enochianknockknockjokes]

I reblogged this so fast guys

[chefpyro]

where’s that vine of a waluigi cosplayer? someone calls ‘waluigi!’ and he turns around with a perfect ‘waaaa’. he’s holding a tennis racket

[chefpyro]

there he is. my love.

[the-affectionate-boy]

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

[wagnetic]

*startled wheeze*

[mykethequestionista]

I DONT GET THE JOKE BUT RIGHT WHEN I SAW ALL OF THEM IN THE BAGGING AREA I STARTED CRYING THIS IS GREAT

[sprayofstars]

i was on twitter and

it’s arrived

the ultimate shitposting platform

[yellingintothevoid]

Is… is this real?

[sprayofstars]

absolutely

have fun

[sprayofstars]

so i got a message today from @nattercom and 

oh my god

OH MY GOD

SHITPOSTING GAME TOO STRONG

[roachpatrol]

SHITPOST GAME ULTIMATE

[honeylemony]

Every time you reblog another soul is sacrificed to natter

[mrbiggsproductions]

N̶̫̭̜̟̱̺͖̆ͦ̂͆́Á̧͉̺͇̫̿ͬͩ͋̔̕T̹͍̻͊̂̓̇͢T̞̫̮̭͊̇͗́Ȩ̧̱̹͖̗͎̠͐ͬ̆̉̐̉ͩ͒͟R̸̲̲̖̫̉ͨ̈ ̨ͪ̃̋͏̻̙͙͓̜̪̙R͎̙͉̳͕͂ͨ͝E̹̭̦̯͇̻̔̈̉̄̈́̅͘͠Q̼̜̲̲̖̥̣̘ͥͬͯͨ̀U̴̞̒͒͗ͮI̡̺̻̮̣̽̐̓̀ͯ̿ͧṞ͇̣̺̈́̒͗̐ͨ̃ͥͮ̀E̸̮͚̱̗̤̠̣̎̌ͅS̤͈̩̙͍͎͙͇͒ͫ̅͋ͥ̒̋ ̶̗̺̩͍̰͖͆̀͡ͅS͚͎̤ͬA̢̨͖̝̖͇̜̠͈̩ͣ͛̆ͯͥͭ̿̔̇͞C̭̠̪̦͑͠ͅͅṞ̪̩͌͐̽̽̎ͨĪ̢͍̜̹̻̹́ͩͬ̊̎̌̚F̴̼͕̣̰̠ͪ̀͐̿̕͠I͂͟͏̶̜͖C̬̲̜̹͑͂͒͗̈́͂͂́E̯̮̤͌͒ͯ̌̊ͣͣ̀

[maryburgers]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the sign has spoken. the people must prepare the sacrifice. 

[julia-sorin-blog]

[coelasquid]

[ravenbohique-deactivated2018082]

What if Mass Effect reveals the volus’ appearance as stock photos of Danny Devito photoshopped like Tali’s

[ravenbohique-deactivated2018082]

“Welcome to my home Earth-clan, can I offer you a varren egg?”

[twoworldss-onefamily]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

[covid-69]

so apparently Cell, aka. one of the most prestigious/high-impact science journals in the US, did this once because two of the authors published in that issue wanted Araki to draw their newly discovered protein as a stand

[dragonslayingronin-deactivated2]

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