Tough Muffin Full of Spite

You can call me Soch. I like sharks, dinosaurs, writing, and porn. I blog/reblog whatever catches my interest, so expect pictures of boobs and dicks in amongst the gifs of cute kittens and tigers. 

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[lestatslestits]

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

[mollybeenoel]

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill (1947-2026) 🕊️

[larimar]

Rest in peace Sam 🕊️ 1947-2026

[thatbutler]

Endless Sailor Moon: 8/?

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[yellingintothevoid]

My partner moves in tomorrow, all the way from the UK to Canada. The temps all week will be low thirties, humidex in the mid-thirties to forties. If we can make it through that, we will be fine.

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[dagenssvenska]

en varning för en allvarlig åska som inte händer är värre än orgasmförnekelse

[fozmeadows]

Source

[naye-et-cetera]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tiktok: christinajulian_91

audio credit: anthony vincent

[abundantchewtoys]

That was not the audio I was expecting

[korixsonder]

i have to reblog this everytime i see it, its too good of a video

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[spell-fox]

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

941.086

british history since 2000