Faroff dashboard simulator because frankly this is long overdue:
Miss Sofia looked lovely this morning!
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first time cooking are pancakes supposed to start smoking
NO, THEY ARE NOT. TOBIAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????
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hey so guys I'm fine you can stop sending me asks. i don't think fenn is ever letting me in his kitchen again though
WHY DID I DO THAT WHY DID I DO THAT WHY DID I DO THAT WHY DID I DO THAT
#I WAS NOT. SUPPOSED TO LET IT GET THIS FAR #WHY DID I DO THAT??? #AND WHY???? DIDN'T HE STOP ME???????? #I AM GOING TO GET US BOTH KILLED WHAT AM I DOING #AGHHHBSHWBSNS #delete later
heyyy uh. your blog keeps popping up on my dash and...I don't mean to police you or anything because it's none of my business but don't you think you should go to therapy??? You seem really badly adjusted. also why do you keep saying homophobic shit you're clearly in love with a man
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WHAT. I DID NOT REALISE MY POSTS WERE PUBLIC.
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finally finished that fireplace @fenn-velle and I have been working on 👍
Tobias!!! I am aware that I've already told you this, but your work here is truly MAGNIFICENT!!! I am constantly put in awe by you!
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@fenn-velle why do you and the vaylinian act like you're in love with each other
WHAT. CORPORAL, I CAN ASSURE YOU WE ARE NOT.
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is fenn in love with me?
Voting ended onMay 26
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Aughfhdujajwnnakka I hit my hesd do yoeu ghys thrink lilyly woudle lvori mee if I wafs a worn
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saved my humans AGAIN today. I swear they're both so stupid
#I'm glad they're together now because they're both way happier #but MEOW I miss getting two servings for every meal #hard life being a cat out here...