CoffeeHater

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[coffee-master]

My Introdution:

Name: Coffee/Alex

Pronouns: Any pronouns

[I'm comfortable with anything he/she/they and ect.]

Age: 20

Gender: Genderqueer Idk something like that

Sexuality: AroAce spectrum

What I do?

Incorrect quotes

Short fics

[Ideas for Fic & AU] Fic ideas link: MasterPost

My account on ao3: CoffeeHater

Fell free to ask me questions. My au, fics, incorrect quotes and ect.

You can also DM me if you're of age. Feel free I like to jap about characters and AUs about them.

[Note: if something is with [ON HIATUS] it means that I take a pause on this or it might not be even continued]

Some things that I do:

Ninjago: Siblings elemental change AU [DISCONTINUED]

TMNT12: Transfem Leo quotes

Tcotl: Narilamb quotes

Dc: #Batfamily incorrect quotes #Batlantern incorrect quotes

Sonic: #Metamy incorrect quotes #knuxouge

Lmk: #lmk nezha x ao bing

Bnha: #Aizawa-Yamada Family AU

-> #ideas free to use :A tag where I give a fic idea and everyone can freely use it to write a fic (because I'm not able to write it or I'm just lazy)

Fandoms that I'm in (it can change):

Lego Monkie Kid & Lego Ninjago

One Piece

Ducktales 2017 & Duck Avenger comics

Tmnt (2012) & Rottmnt

Sonic

Gravity falls

Dc & Marvel

And more..

[glowingsquiddragon]

yall come get yo stickers

@coffee-master

I don’t remember if fuyuno is still on tumblr

[coffee-master]

Survived with left 1HP

Proud

[aromanticofficial]

it's pride month!! you know what that means

everyone get more aromantic NOW

[coffee-master]

Sitting in a train and writting a/b/o fic, few guys are sitting behind me and hopefully won't stare.

Either they don't know english or they will be traumatised by A!woman x B!male fic.

[cl1nically-rot]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN

[arinavah]

Tsukumo Yuki’s dreams

[houseofioli]

wears a big t-shirt that says I ♥️ whimpering men who bottom

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[coffee-master]

You know that tag on ao3 It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better ?

Yeah?

Well, I need a similar tag, but It Gets Better Before It Gets Worse

[coffee-master]

The best song of 2026 (in my opinion) DISS NA RAKA

Polish rapper Bedoes 2115 decided to create a song with Cancer Fighters. It's a rap song with one of the patients (Maja), who is fighting with the blood cancer for the third time.

The income that comes from the views goes directly for the fundation Cancer Fighters, so althougg the 9-day stream (that collected the money for the Cancer Fighters) has already ended, the song is still there.

You can listen to this song all the time and the income goes to fundation. So even if you don't know polish, you can still listen to it and support!

The beats are crazy so even if you don't know the words, I can tell you will enjoy it.

Thanks for your time.

[coffee-master]

How to piss off your DM.

Say that one of the islands on the maps looks like Mike Wazowski.

@glowingsquiddragon >:D

[glowingsquiddragon]

”you threw me in a trash compactor!”

@coffee-master

[mikotsu51]

2026/01/13 身長差あるの嬉しいね

[coffee-master]

Writing a fic that incluses sexual content, while being ace (or aroace my case) is actually very funny to me.

Like if I choose to add sex or mention sex in the fic, then either it's for the plot reason(rare), or because I find this funny.

Like I'm ace if Im gonna mention sex then at least make it interesting or funny! I usually add this for JOKES!

And then once in a while I'll get a comment like "that was hot!" I remember first time seeing it, and my mind was empty for a moment and confused like:

And I was like- WAIT "It was hot?" "There was something hot there-??" "I THOUGHT IT WAS SILLY-"

Disclaimer: obviously there's nothing wrong with those comments! They are praising my fic and Im super glad!

But I remember being like HELLA confused at first-

[coffee-master]

April 1th - Ao3 a well known Beta turned into an Omega.

Few mouths earlier - Ao3 x Tumbrl tags goes wild and even some fiction appear.

Ao3 writters and tumblr users now have a big opportunity to create an a/b/o beta turned omega with ao3 and tumbrl as a main ship

Just saying..

[coffee-master]

I'm writing tsukucho/chosoyuki A/B/O one-shot.

Try guessing which dynamic they have.

Try guessing which dynamic they get

Alpha/Alpha

Alpha/Beta

Alpha/Omega

Beta/Beta

Beta/Omega

Omega/Omega

Voting ended onMar 15

Hopefully I didn't miss anything- Technically the right answer is only half true, but whatever.

[coffee-master]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It was Alpha/Beta :P

[humandisconnected]

Claim your badge everyone! We need it more this time.