Coffee and a Danish

You've got the gams, but I've got a body in the trunk of my car. Visit my Etsy shop Here

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

[glorianas]

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

[shitpostsampler]

[magicianmew]

I’M DOIN’ IT.

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

[noodlehorsecomics]

[mmishee-alt]

Yes please consider adopting a Greyhound, they are incredibly misunderstood pets! I was inspired to look into it when seeing them on stop 5 list of perfect apartment dogs! They are not energetic in the slightest, in fact they sleep about as much as cats do.

They’re big dumb soft babies who love cuddles and don’t smell at all and have the softest ears of any good boy

[swiftzeldas]

These kiddos win costume of the year imo

[cryingintheclubhouse]

Brewers pls

[cesaray]

[kenleyjansen]

[jogene]

🎃 october mood 🎃

[paulpgba]

me watching my team disappoint me for the millionth time then realising i’m a dumbass bitch for expecting better of them

[joethornton]

↳ dodgers @ giants │ 09/30/18 │ pence raises his cap to the at&t park crowd

[gilligays]

[marvelgifs]

Official Captain Marvel Trailer

[kingjem]

avengers 4: carol danvers uses tony stark as a baseball bat and beats the fuck out of thanos

[kingjem]

this is the only valid reply to this post

[joethornton]

↳ giants @ dodgers │ 08/13/18 │ hundley hits a 2 rbi single to give the giants the lead

[tulowitzki]

thanks buster

[joethornton]

↳ 05/20/18 │ rockies @ giants