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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Laurell K. Hamilton, A Stroke of Midnight (via wordsnquotes)

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Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

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This is 100% how anxiety works

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i the snail.

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everybody here is perfect

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I have never seen a happier snail omg

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17 People Who Struggle Under The Weight Of Their Own Genius

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the overwhelming small dick energy of this post is making me break out in hives

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Distance (2001)

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Houston - 18/07

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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

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If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)