[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[hogwartscastle]

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[robertdeniro]

What do you do for a living?

Suffer

[konoko]

[loveliesttime]

oh yeah? could a depressed person do THIS? *sends an email*

[frogandtoadpdf]

in this essay i won’t

[frogandtoadpdf]

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[logicallyblind]

hi i’m seeing no one talk about this cover??? this is HAUNTING, it’s dedicated it to everyone who’s died from the coronavirus so far especially healthcare staff i just,,,

[fullbottles]

(loves men but in an unmistakably bisexual way)

[thewitchking]

#higher standards for kindness#lower standards for height if this ain’t me…

[anais-ninja-bitch]

ashk’‘hssgjsshktax

[paxamericana]

[undeadgirlboy]

under communism it will be our chemical romance

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

are you dominant or submissive?

I’m tired

[favouriteghost]

the best analogy for bisexuals i've ever heard

werewolf: i’m a werewolf person: ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though. werewolf: no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF

[whitepeopletwitter]

[super-metroid]

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

[chewbacca]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996–2003)