lil ginger bitch :)

Henry Winters worst nightmare she/they•sagittarius•mf

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Win or Die Moodboard

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Win or Die Teaser

Dearest Avengers, Earth's Mightiest Hero's,

I have longed to become acquainted with Earth's protectors since I heard of your victory against the Chitari several years ago.

A planet we all truly underestimated proved us amongst the stars to be wrong.

In doing so, it would be my greatest honor to have your team compete in my tournament for the strongest force in the nearby galaxy.

You needn't worry about details- my personal ship will see you get here in a timely and honorable manner.

Humbly,

Commander Cuny of the 5th Ring

"We're not really going to accept...are we?"

"Thor said something was off about that side of the stars. We should at least check it out."

"Stark that's not our problem."

"Yeah, well, it could be."

[coffeee-bean]

what if I wrote an avengers fic……and what if it was not based on da movies…….and what if it’s my oc……many things to consider

[waltermis]

I miss them 🥹🥲

[aurora-sadprose]

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

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Thinking about writing a hobbit x reader fanfic instead of a 10,000 word paper on the venerable bede for my medieval Christian Latin final

[dragonsanddwarves]

Nothing feels better than handing in your final year dissertation and opening your fic back up and realising that stupid essay is shorter than one of your chapters alone.

[coffeee-bean]

Things about me that would break the characters from the Hobbits Brains:

Gluten Free!! No beer, no bread, no nothing!

No berries either LMAO

I know alcohol in middle earth I supposed to be strong af but I genuinely think I’d be fine after a few pints

Weight lifting like my life depends on it

Warg is just a big puppy for me to pet

My degree is in classical history….they will know who Julius Caesar is whether they want to or not.

Id like to think they would assume I can sew when in reality I’d actually make everything much worse

I will cry when I see a cockroach and not sleep until I’m in a different location (not proud of this one but what can ya do)

My pasty ass will burn if we’re walking all day

I have stories for days about random situations I end up in…

“Yeah I went to another country and was asked if I was a ‘in the business,’ I laughed in his face. You do know what he was implying right????? He was asking if he could pay me to-“

“A man came into my place of work and started telling me about how he’s off the grid and how ageism has stopped him from getting a job. Let me tell you, ageism is not the reason.”

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Sometimes I look at x reader fanfics where the reader falls into another universe like Middle Earth. All I can think about is how much of a fucking inconvenience I’d be with my dietary restrictions and shit lmao

Like I’m sorry, imagine being at the Prancing Pony and asking “erm do you have a gluten free menu? No no it’s not a preference….” BRUH

[coffeee-bean]

Got told to stop tweeting because what if I get cancelled so I’ve decided I will start complaining about my medieval Christian history class on tumblr instead

[coffeee-bean]

I’ve only written academic papers for the last few years, it’s time to go back to my roots…. X reader fan fiction

[confirmed-and-contorted]

oh, you’re a knight?

name five nobles that you’ve bedded.

[buttered-my-biscuits]

“You need to be more subtle with your expressions”

“I am subtle”

My subtle expressions:

[memewhore]

[yangyangchuu]

ao3 down for 10hours

[mikeluciraphgabe]

MY WIFE (ao3) HAS BEEN DRAFTED (going down for maintenance) FOR AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME (10 hours) I WILL NOT SURVIVE (I will be at work/busy with older brother wedding stuff anyway)

[bebx]

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own