Psych.

Furthermore, he quit drinking coffee, and naturally, his brain stopped working.

[thejediramblings-deactivated201]

[cloudmonstachopper]

oh

[breadchasin]

THIS FUCKED ME UP..

[automaildoll]

[intensetexts]

[animalsnaps]

More quotes and gifs here!

[coffeemantra]

NOPE

[coffeemantra]

Dear Taylor Swift:

You are one of the top selling artist in the world, you work hard all year around and deliver songs that I can put on my “Fuck Boyz” playlist as well as my “HAPPY” playlist and so on, but the thing is, I can’t. You are not on spotify and I get that you’re making a statement for other incoming artists, and that’s very cool of you, but you know what isn’t so down to earth? To make your ‘cheapest’ concert ticket 200 dollars. You have so much money and you're gonna keep making money because you're brilliant, so why make your tickets so expensive?

[leightaylorwrites]

Leigh’s List of Helpful Shit She’s Found Online

How to access any country’s Netflix

Search whatever movie/show you want and see which country has it on their Netflix

If you have a student email, you can get 6 months of Amazon Prime for FREE

Go read any comic book or graphic novel you want online

Comics masterlist (these you can download)

Get books with free worldwide shipping

Hella cheap books

More hella cheap books

Find songs played on TV shows

Find clothes worn on TV shows (great resource for cosplayers)

Find the cheapest textbooks

Get your essays graded for free (includes grammar, sentence structure, and vocabulary tips)

Take some quizzes and get money

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Download songs from Spotify 

Download songs from Youtube

Download videos from Youtube

[coffeemantra]

Siento una tremenda indiferencia hacia ti

[tomlhardy]

#YOU’RE JUST TOO CUTE #SHOVE YOUR STUPID NERD FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS PLEASE

[sandandglass]

[coffeemantra]

When I Say I Have Depression

What People Think I Mean: I'm just a sad teenage girl who likes to read sad books and has NO idea what depression is I would just like some attention.

What I really mean: I have gone to doctors and therapists and have been clinically diagnosed with depression and I'm telling you this so maybe you would please stop asking me why I'm tired all the time and always look like I've been crying.

[daisylongmile]

“I’ve left school two years early for my mental health, it would make my anxiety and depression go through the roof, so I left in hopes of getting better, but I feel like everyone sees me as stupid for it now, it hurts, I just want to be okay, I don’t want to be known as “that drop out”, it’s not who I am.”

[coffeemantra]

Do you think because you touched me you know me? You’re just a boy, and I have galaxies growing inside of me.

[ogreinthemorning]

En mañanas con tres soles Y multiples visiones montañas transparentes Anemonas de luz Particulas de amor y recuerdos de ti

[coffeemantra]

Sublime.

[coffeemantra]

The day your mouth touched my lips and your hands had my body you took ownership of me and marked me like your merchandise. Your penis was the flag inserted to my body and I was the property you so proudly held.

[vscogold]

[loud-question-mark]

*aggressively sings my part to the marching band show from 3 seasons ago*

[stage-managed]

Things Band Kids Say

"Unzip me"

"Can we have a water break"

"Crap my reed broke"

"I’m better than you" (trumpets)

*squeak* “It’s not my fault. I need a new Reed”

"Tongue harder"

"What measure are we on"

"Have you seen my drill charts?"

"I hate band"

"I love band"

*hums old show music*

"Meet me in the band room"

"Sorry, I can’t. I have band"

[coffeemantra]

Cocktail hour.

[donna-marieriley-deactivated202]

when i was fifteen, i told my mother i was gay. she was half thankful, half sad. thankful because she thought i’d tell her i was pregnant; sad because now she imagined i never would be. i had a three year love affair with an overseas girl who made poems out of dust particles, out of...

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.