I Can Explain

Gays and Homestuck

[marijuanitopayasito-deactivated]

movie day at work. the kids were watching charlie and the chocolate factory. the characters started speaking and one kid instantly went “EW they’re british…” very loudly. peak comedy

[momworries]

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

[goldnpoc]

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

[raeazure]

the porn was coming from inside the house

[thebelchers]

[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[thebootydiaries]

have a seat we need to talk

[clickbaitcowboy]

[transdemyx]

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

[transdemyx]

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

[xx-starlightspeedway-xx]

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

[kylos-manbun]

When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere

[godlessondheimite]

[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

[dykearthurmorgan]

into the spider-verse has some of the most dynamic, fluid, colorful, beautiful, and expressive animation i’ve seen in years

dreamworks and disney and etc etc have all been fighting each other to see who can animate the most eyelashes and make fabric swish right in the wind

animation has just become a contest to see who can mimic real life (which kind of defeats the purpose lol)

FINALLY an animated film that celebrates its medium!! animation was meant to push the boundaries and express ideas and add visuals real life couldn’t! thank you!!

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

Amber Heard received public backlash and hate for being bisexual from the media and was ostracized for months on end after she accused Depp of being abusive and y’all still think bi women in straight relationships are protected from violence or homophobia 🤷🏾‍♀️

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[profeminist]

Today is December 23rd, the day that Lao ban Santa comes to hide the presents!!!

[theproblematicblogger]

I aint gonna articulate this right but I’ve noticed there’s this weird sub culture on tumblr where it’s frowned upon to say anything positive about your life. Like occasionally I see someone post something like “I love my job so much” and a few responses are like “wish I could find a job :/” or “must be nice to not have depression” and it’s really strange. A lot of people are pulling themselves out of dark places or finally figuring out how to be happy (no easy feat) and they don’t need you projecting your own demons on their moments of happiness they wanted to share.

[holdbeast]

“Crab mentality or crabs in a bucket (also barrel, basket or pot) is a way of thinking best described by the phrase ‘If I can’t have it, neither can you.’ The metaphor refers to a pattern of behaviour noted in crabs when they are trapped in a bucket. While any one crab could easily escape, its efforts will be undermined by others, ensuring the group’s collective demise.”

- Crab Mentality, Wikipedia

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Into the Spider-Verse spoilers

[kaaonashi]

safe return / avatar the last airbender

another summer comes and goes ☽ ☾

[the-king-of-kicks]

THIS SHIT GAVE ME FUCKIN GOOSEBUMPS

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[satanicsoda]

CHAOS CHAOS