iveneverhadamango

[wakandas]

uh-oh spaghetti-os...

the signal, superboy

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[kissawnshelly]

Playboy Bruce Wayne 2025 Magazine

[argillaforma]

I’m tired of sweating

[coffeestirrerhater]

especially at work 💔 hate working ipads

[toodleroo]

happy pride month to them specifically, hope they know its legal now

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[alleiradayne]

NOW it’s serious

[appendingfic]

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Triple spooky fandoms! Exorcism!🎵

[manyafandomx]

Naruto: i need to be with you. i will chase you to the ends of the earth. when you’re in pain, i’m in pain. i would do anything just to make you smile. i would give up my hopes and dreams just to bring you home with me.

Sasuke: you make me feel warm and fuzzy. i’m so happy that it hurts. when i’m near you, i forget all my hate. you make me weak and confused, so i have to kill you. but if you were to die, i would die too. you’re my one and only.

Both: we’re such good friends.

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[nijiuchiha]

@/velvelsz

[n0tafujoshii]

"I'll teach you everything, Naruto."

[dismoondart]

Sasuke's waist and Naruto's hips

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya taking too much ketamine at a club in Moscow ends up having visions in the bathroom (we’ll discuss that latent mental illness years down the line) but it’s all variations of this

[themoonandmyman]

Irina is a Lesbian now everyone tell your friends

[0bluebell]

[l-rose75]

i think our problem is that we had all read “a series of unfortunate events” by the time we were ten

[piedpip3rrr]

Only the lonely

[ninicure]

16 yr old Damian and an old man