uh-oh spaghetti-os...
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@coffeestirrerhater
uh-oh spaghetti-os...
the signal, superboy
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
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I’m tired of sweating
especially at work 💔 hate working ipads
happy pride month to them specifically, hope they know its legal now
#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted
NOW it’s serious
This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”
🎶Triple spooky fandoms! Exorcism!🎵
Naruto: i need to be with you. i will chase you to the ends of the earth. when you’re in pain, i’m in pain. i would do anything just to make you smile. i would give up my hopes and dreams just to bring you home with me.
Sasuke: you make me feel warm and fuzzy. i’m so happy that it hurts. when i’m near you, i forget all my hate. you make me weak and confused, so i have to kill you. but if you were to die, i would die too. you’re my one and only.
Both: we’re such good friends.
12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto
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"I'll teach you everything, Naruto."
Sasuke's waist and Naruto's hips
tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister
Ilya taking too much ketamine at a club in Moscow ends up having visions in the bathroom (we’ll discuss that latent mental illness years down the line) but it’s all variations of this
Irina is a Lesbian now everyone tell your friends
i think our problem is that we had all read “a series of unfortunate events” by the time we were ten
Only the lonely
16 yr old Damian and an old man