all we are is bullets

slime • 24 • she/they/he

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[milfzatannaz]

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

[milfzatannaz]

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

[fnordseer5]

it would be in your best interests to have a good evening. final warning.

[dsmvotion]

nobody has ever matched my freak and lived to tell the tale

[sourcreammachine]

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

[miiilowo]

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

[evilthotiana]

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

[siiin]

@markiplier

[evilthotiana]

this isn’t about him

[weenhands-deactivated20250319]

when i press the block button it should hurt them no matter where they are or what they’re doing

[stigmatamama]

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[halondrus]

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

[halondrus]

dont apologize. skeletonomenon is beautiful

[hairscare]

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

[its-arson-time]

ive been thinking about this for about a singular minute but i thought about it very hard

[bluebandana]

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[sunlitmcgee]

hey don't cry. even Hell itself contains soup

[caats]

[pukicho]

what does oml stand for

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

oh my lord

[pukicho]

What

[pukicho]

What happened

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[vampirecatboy]