loyal like a dog

kel 🐇 | 18+ he/they 27 uk

[fujoshane]

shane at the denver airport seeing their flight is delayed: fuck the flight is delayed

ilya: don't worry moya lyubov i will fix

ilya at the delta desk: fly this plane right now or i will detonate my bomb

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[interplanetary-redacted]

I think Shane's first swear words should have been when he received his first participation trophy or certificate and he just goes "what the fuck is this 😐" very much unappreciative of the concept

[distinguishedenthusiastcatt]

In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

[deletiaclementine]

Ilya really sat in front of Shane’s parents and said yes your son actually outlasted my entire roster

[ilyushkalyublyu]

These two, I swear.

From here

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[rockshitty]

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[kaijuerotica]

i just really feel like if i was exposed to high levels of radiation that i could withstand it. like i know it kills people but i would simply withstand it

[shieldofiron]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[intotheblindinglight]

bpd is so fun i had such a nice weekend and now im home i feel painfully depressed 😍👍

[twistedangelboness]

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing