Welcome.
The content here is kind of dubious, but who am i to say what or what not you can do?
Hello, the name's Coffy, and i'll be your waiter for today.
I mostly go by she/her but you can call me by whatever you want to.
What we serve here? Isn't it obvious? We do art of course! But who knows, maybe you can find something new in here someday.
Now
Can i take your order?
Yes / No (Read the waitress' diary)
— Reocurrent Questions —
Are you underage?
No. The Blak Cafe does not support child labor (not anymore)
Who are not allowed in the cafe?
No bigots, no stans, no proshippers, no racists.
Be respectful, mind your own business.
— Warnings —
The art posted here will most likely contain Ocs, Selfshipping, suggestive or Self insert, allergics or intolerants are not recommended to consume our products.
Some orders might have minor blood, gore or other Possible triggers that the staff couldn't identify.
We, of the Black Cafe, are not responsable for possible cringe.
Overall we hope you have the best experience on our humble establishment. Good luck, it'll be a very difficult task.
○ Le Menu ○
• Gourmet ☕️ section : Our incredible section of gourmet coffees imported from various blogs out there in our hellsite
• ☕️ draws somethin : Exquisite cuisine made by yours truly~
• Waitress rambles 🗒 : Curious about what unhinged thoughts go through our lovely waitress' stressed mind? Lets steal that notepad of hers for a peek
• Dish of the day 🍴: There are some of our delicious daily they aren't headcannons
• ☕️ is cookin : We need to cook.
For your safety we recommend you to not come back later~
