roma

letting my intrusive thoughts win

[cogniz]

we need nico rosberg to get in the commentary box and give lewis a reading, maybe that would knock some senses into lewis and stop this midlife crisis im being forced to watch because the kardashians keep calling the paparazzi

[nomichaelno]

the problem with your driver being retired is that I literally do not give a FAWK about what is going on anymore. I’m here to watch the racing. I’m here to digest the media narrative. I’m here to pick up what you put down. you spin me a story and hell yeah I’ll take it for a ride. but the second, the second, Nico is back in the paddock, you’ve lost me. you captivate me blonde man.

[cogniz]

its definitely something to see how lewis used to constantly highlight the differences between him and nico from 2016 to back when they were kids, over how they used to do all these things together and nico doesn't do them anymore and yet that lewis still does everything they did and enjoyed together. or that one interview where he states that he doesn't see them being friends anymore because nico has changed and the first thing said being that nico is married now

[cogniz]

toto sickens me in the sense that it is clear he adores george but it is also clear that so much of who he bases himself is from the business and his success, that he cant stop himself from the comments he makes or how he went on a tangent with max this season.

and, though i may never know how much he cares for george, it is obvious that the 2026 contract negotiations went in the direction of george getting more independence from toto and im ready to sit and watch the day george leaves mercedes for another team cause toto might genuinely have his biggest crash out

[sunnytastic]

it's christmas time so here's your annual reminder that lewis sends nico's daughters christmas presents

[fignyart]

Here too

Sometimes we need sweet brocedes

[cogniz]

my biggest conspiracy theory is that lewis called nico 'pu' because nico probably said that he likes bunnies and pupu in finnish means bunnies. idc i will stick to this lore.

[cogniz]

the brain is a weird place cause i randomly dreamt of daemon targaryen attending the brazil gp when nico is there for sky sports and proper flirts with him, trying to take him out and shit cause the man is a whore, but then lewis sees them and gets jealous and walks over to speak with nico for the first time and asks him out to dinner for talking it out

[fishikkkk]

i hope you get the reference

[cogniz]

the concept of a brocedes movie is daunting, its reasonable to ignore it until the production comes to fruition BUT a lewis hamilton biopic? its happening. definitely. and there are a lot of things lewis can do but to remove nico and his massive presence through his karting and f1 career or life is just impossible. and the fact that i have to sit down for that angst fest? yeah no lewis and nico gotta lock in and kiss and make up by the time it comes down to it

[cogniz]

i was birthday shopping with bestie and giving her a lore run down on brocedes because she was excited for the louis zayn show in netflix nd i thought she would enjoy the doomed friendship yaoi im crazy for and miss retired crazy directioner said "so you are telling me that lewis and nico's friendship started going downhill since nico's wedding and lewis who grew up with him and knew this wife of his before even they started dating didn't attend their wedding and lewis in their last interview together said how they used to do so many things together which he still loves but nico has changed since "

i don't know what to make of it

[fireat-will]

I firmly believe Nico is going to get the rudest awakening when his daughters become teenagers

[cogniz]

nico at home either loosing his mind realising the things him and Lewis have been doing for years and pen a big ass letter to him and have lewis join his mind break or he is going to teach his daughters to be the most devious people in school. no in between.

[cogniz]

max is that annoying kid who pulls girls' hair in kindergarten and that explains why his gay ass keeps picking fights with pretty diva george russell

[cogniz]

nico the kinda crazy to search up brocedes in tiktok the moment he is a bit tipsy and cries in a dark room watching the edits while lewis the kinda crazy to block the name nico and brocedes everywhere only to doomscroll his way into reading brocedes fics in ao3 when he is down, and this at its core explains codependent exes trying to move on to a tee

[cogniz]

when i say im delusional i mean i truly believe that lewis says that his championship battles with sebastian as his favourite ones not to jab nico but because he seriously hated the years he fought with nico for championships, he just can't bring himself to say he liked fighting with his best friend that knew him most of his life and ended with the very guy walking away from the sport they dreamed of getting in or ever speak fondly of those years

[cogniz]

all im gonna say is, if nico was in baku, fred is getting his ass beat for giving lewis such a shit strategy

[cogniz]

sometimes i wonder if the drivers are warned to not bring up nico's name infront of lewis or if anyone has gotten really drunk and name dropped nico to him or worse, does he have friends who tease and mock him by sending videos of nico speaking abt him in dms