Z E R O S U G A R

[amusementforme]

#nO #WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SPHERE

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[softlovewitchery]

Emoji Spell for Luck

🌟🥳👍🏻🐇🏆🎉

🌛LIKE to charge🌜

🌿REBLOG to cast🌿

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

Bring that big SPICY JOY please!

[starllex]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

[c-hoe-ices]

mc: what do you have?

atlas: a GUN!

mc: NO!!!!

[space-ravenclaw-fangirl]

okay, so i know dan literally posted a 45-minute-long coming out video today, and i know that must’ve taken a lot of courage, and i know he also worked really hard on this, and i love him so much and i am so incredibly proud of him. however, even though it was just one tweet, phil came out too. and i don’t see enough people say this, so i will.

i am so, so, so freaking proud of phil, and he deserves just as much attention as dan, and words can’t describe how much i love him. thank you.

[just-kabuto]

dont pressure phil to say anything

[plutosychic]

emoji spell for scoring well in exams

🏹💡🍀📚📝🍀💡🏹

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[voncent-am]

Please Money Susie, I need yer cash

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[subvertcliche-archived-deactiva]

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

[iuweqnc4ew]

they really do mean everyone

[bellasredchevy]

book!bella is so fucking funny asdfghjkl

[ichangeintothemule]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[honigimohr]

me to me: you stress me out

[aradhels]

-,’ types of people: greek goddesses  ,’-

aphrodite: pretty hands, neat notes, small handwriting, soft lips, poetry, mom jeans, perfect eyebrows, roses, flirty, soothing voice, the scent of vanilla, gardening, plays the ukulele, strawberries, the colour red, rosy cheeks

artemis: pretty hair, animal lovers, cottage in the woods, hunting, loves small plants, believes in mythology, forest witches, wants the best for nature, wolves, competitive, archery, moonlight, vintage t-shirts, stargazing, sharp features

hera: old souls, hot tea, fashionable, wants to travel, oversized sweaters, high ponytails, very loving, intelligent, coffee shops, old libraries, bookshelves, tiny houses, genuine smiles, passionate, photography, starry skies, bookworms

persephone: bruised knees, very kind, misunderstood, very artistic, black coffee, believes in fate, midnight hours, astrology, leather jackets, red lips, thorns, springtime, writing stories, procrastinating, messy but lovable

[pissedachios]

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

[pissedachios]

oh sheet

[skywaklers]

i wanted a sexy self defense lesson. i didn’t want to kick logan’s ass