From the purest dirt doth the centipede scuttle~

A yehaw in the midwest. you should want to kiss me. drumming/the deep born in 1997, almost a 90s kid.

[onemanbananaband]

NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL throw me some pity views!

[onemanbananaband]

Burnt my big fat chud tummy while grilling today, no stream tonight! The yugioh will continue tomorrow if it doesn't hurt to sit up ❤️

[onemanbananaband]

No stream tonight. Tornado watch and severe storms until late tonight. Sorry folks. The Masochist challenge will have to carry on tomorrow.

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[onemanbananaband]

If my name were Gertrude, I would go by Gurt.

I would tell new people I met that it was short for yogurt.

People would love me.

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[onemanbananaband]

I'LL TAKE 20

[frogmoss1]

Let’s Meat Grandma

[onemanbananaband]

More like, let me at grandma

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[onemanbananaband]

Alt baddies will subsist on cheese and bread and act surprised when they grow mold.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[onemanbananaband]

Is this why you aren't supposed to feed these frogs bread?

[princesslyleaf-deactivated20260]

edibles are for kids because theyre gummies

[onemanbananaband]

My grandma is pretty gummy too, should we feed HER to kids too?

Hmmmm?

Should we?

[megaera-velocivessel]

yes

[onemanbananaband]

Ah, right this way to the grandma gumming room

[catchymemes]

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[onemanbananaband]

Stream starting in 30 minutes! We are playing sonic and yugioh tonight!

Onemanbananaband on Twitch!

[princesslyleaf-deactivated20260]

edibles are for kids because theyre gummies

[onemanbananaband]

My grandma is pretty gummy too, should we feed HER to kids too?

Hmmmm?

Should we?

[literallymechanical]

It’s Survivability Onion Sunday

[catchymemes]

[luisonte]

[pisswallet]

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

[chivalrouswooly]

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

[angelicguy]

my stepson training to kill me