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#ic #Also I had to get him out of here until Nef caught wind of a Corpus that wasn't his #I'd get out to the relays more often but uh.....#Eudico kinda needs me here

#ic #Please

Boyfriend had to go home for the holidays :(

sequenced-mutalist

I’m sorory for being mena JOrdass I lvoe you

#Some fortuna guy was nice and let me crash on his couch

so THAT’S why biz told me i couldnt stay at his place anymore……..

#ic #Yes I'm one of the few Solaris that could afford a multi roomed apartment.#Shocking I know.

Sweetheart, I have a bedroom, you know...

Just......... avoid the living room for the time being.

Forgive me! I’ve been informed that this Someone is in fact the infamous Alad V! Apparently he’s my new date’s dad and I’m....

I have a feeling I need to rethink my life and choices.

#ic #Darvo I love you and all but...#Anyways I cleaned him up and tossed him on the couch while he gets some rest.

I only just got up and someone’s already asleep in the coolant.

Who the fuck is yelling at this hour.

voidplume

Anyways

voidplume

no but seriously i dont love this ship enough to go down with it. twitter is above but ill give out discord if yall want it privately

How am I supposed to smuggle a Corpus out of Fortuna…

Ugh maybe I SHOULD tell Eudico. She could help…

Hand him over to a tenno in the floof crate

But!!

Okay Ann I’m gonna be honest with you…

Remember before that uh… weird earthquake thing when I shouted up to Ticker about getting laid??? Yeah this is the guy.

He’s Corpus. Like really Big Corpus.

But like… I’d still like to get laid you know..

Then get laid first and hand him to a Tenno you trust!

But we haven’t

Then why are you talking to me

YOU TALKED AT ME FIRST!!!!

How am I supposed to smuggle a Corpus out of Fortuna…

Ugh maybe I SHOULD tell Eudico. She could help…

Hand him over to a tenno in the floof crate

But!!

Okay Ann I’m gonna be honest with you…

Remember before that uh… weird earthquake thing when I shouted up to Ticker about getting laid??? Yeah this is the guy.

He’s Corpus. Like really Big Corpus.

But like… I’d still like to get laid you know..

Then get laid first and hand him to a Tenno you trust!

#ic #Listen I’m worried Nef will find out

But we haven’t

How am I supposed to smuggle a Corpus out of Fortuna…

Ugh maybe I SHOULD tell Eudico. She could help…

Hand him over to a tenno in the floof crate

#ic #I’m too old for this shit

But!!

Okay Ann I’m gonna be honest with you...

Remember before that uh... weird earthquake thing when I shouted up to Ticker about getting laid??? Yeah this is the guy.

He’s Corpus. Like really Big Corpus.

But like... I’d still like to get laid you know..

#ic #Not a bad Corpus!!

How am I supposed to smuggle a Corpus out of Fortuna...

Ugh maybe I SHOULD tell Eudico. She could help...

Biz what the fuck happened things shook and I dropped my hammer

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!

hhhey guys what’s up

NO GET UNDER THE FLOOF CRATE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING!!!

BIZ IS THAT A BOY

DO YOU HAVE A BOY OVER??

NO GO AWAY DON’T TELL EUDICO

hm what’s that don’t tell who now

I SAID GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CRATE

Biz what the fuck happened things shook and I dropped my hammer

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!

hhhey guys what’s up

NO GET UNDER THE FLOOF CRATE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING!!!

BIZ IS THAT A BOY

DO YOU HAVE A BOY OVER??

NO GO AWAY DON’T TELL EUDICO

Biz what the fuck happened things shook and I dropped my hammer

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!

hhhey guys what’s up

#ic #If nef finds out youre here we’re all FUCKED!!!

NO GET UNDER THE FLOOF CRATE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING!!!

Biz what the fuck happened things shook and I dropped my hammer

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!