cold as eyes

hyperfixating on coldflash since 2017/feydpaul in my heart forever/the pitt is my new addiction, send help (or more fanfics)

[stekloedka12]

фейдполов под макулатуру в массы 🥀

[coldinpants]

Listening to All the Love by Kanye West, thinking a lot about Leonard Snart. Even more about Coldflash. So yeah, that’s that.

[taurusmuses]

Can’t wait to see these two on screen together

[angedemarbre]

it’s ok Jud we love you and all the male figures you look up to love it when you’re guilty and you break your vow of chastity ❤️

[volukyrja]

Gossiping Dragons

[aunteat]

Obikin + Anne Sexton for @obikin-valentine-exchange

[coldinpants]

Leonard Snart didn't just love money; he was obsessed with it. And not just money, but any luxury, be it clothes, jewelry, or works of art to furnish his home with. Because he grew up in poverty and constant need, even for basic things, he formed a clear association from childhood: money equals comfort, and luxury equals a happy life.

In his youth, he grabbed onto anything that seemed expensive and high-status, but over the years, he managed to develop good taste. So people with real money could appreciate his 100% cashmere sweater and limited-edition watch, while to ordinary people, there was almost no difference. And yet Barry Allen, who never had a refined taste himself, managed to figure him out. He always knew how to give a compliment and what to point out, making Leonard stop and look at him with a surprised but flattered expression. Barry remained relaxed and sincere, as if he didn't make Snart burn up inside every time, calling his style "refined but edgy," and him a "sight for sore eyes."

Things got even worse when the fake Harrison Wells bequeathed him a fortune. Barry confidently stated he wouldn't spend a cent on himself, and his family, of course, supported him. Part of the money went to Star Labs, part to charity, and the rest... Well, Leonard Snart didn't even notice how he became an expense line item on the Flash's budget.

Barry started by paying for coffee and food during their meetups. Then he paid for repairs to Leonard's motorcycle, supposedly as moral compensation for a foiled heist. He bought an antique tea set that Leonard called "magnificent," and then gave it to him because he "gets coffee to go anyway." The expensive gifts only increased, and the excuses got lamer and more obvious. Lisa teased him about it, calling him Barry's sugar baby, and Leonard didn't know what to say to that. Was he, really? For that, wouldn't they have to be lovers?

When Leonard went to Barry, demanding an answer, he just shrugged. "I just want you to have these things," and "You look so handsome in that coat," and "Spending money on you makes me happy." Leonard felt something tighten inside him with desire. And that evening, they decided to add a little sex to the relationship. Right after Leonard convinced Barry to buy Egyptian cotton sheets.

[strawberryfieldsbub]

When I find a new ship that includes:

-enemies to lovers

-size difference

-power imbalance

-toxic mean bratty bottom

-himbo top

[raelbeeb]

their hand size diff has been haunting me for days

[armored-clavio]

want to see Dunk collecting baddies like the infinity stones while get a Live Egg Reaction every single time

[coldinpants]

Yeah, Aerion is an absolute beast, but... Duncan's a total animal whisperer.

[kleoshe]

“They’re bloody incestious aliens, Duncan!” Is the beginning of Raymund Fossaway’s anti-targ rant… key word ALIEN ???????

This begs the question, are aliens canonical in ASOIAF lore? Are maesters pondering life beyond the stars? Are people trying to get to the moon???????????? Is there a hedgeknight out there whose coat of arms is a green lil alien dude? These are probably the most important questions anyone will ever ask about asoiaf tbh. Grrm I need u to respond right away!

thank u for ur time

[coldinpants]

Back in the Middle Ages, this word just used to mean "foreigner" or "stranger." It wasn't until science fiction became popular in the 20th century that the meaning of "alien" as a being from outer space really stuck. So, no little green men in Westeros🤷‍♀️

[coldinpants]

It’s so cute how Baelor and Maekar’s kids all look different - different hair colors, different eyes. They’re like a little litter of kittens😼

[coldinpants]

Aerion, after doing something evil: Hope my dad never finds out.

Maekar, feeling a disturbance in the Force: Ugh. My boy is up to some shit again.

[capitanpoops]

fix-it: Baelor survives the tournament but suffers a neurological injury that temporarily affects his fine motor control, making it difficult for him to use his hands normally, Maekar takes care of him during his recovery

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[coldinpants]

To all the Aerion Targaryen haters out there blaming him for dishonor, did you even watch the show properly?🤨🤨

Just a reminder, in episode 3, Aerion tells his cousin Valarr: "Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today." You get it? TODAY!!! He only promised not to do it for ONE day. Everything that happened after that? Not his problem.🥱

And for those still doubting, Aerion only promised not to shame VALARR. He said nothing about the rest of the family or the entire Targaryen name. So you can leave your apologies in the comments, haters.🤗 My boy keeps his word.