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My humble multifandom mostly art blog >:D kleoshe.com

[kleoshe]

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[kleoshe]

quick self portrait because painting practice!!!

[cryptidfuckery]

Thinking about the time i watched true blood and how pissed off that scene where he crawls out of the dirt to immediately fuck her and how pissed off that shit made me. How the hell are you going to fuck her with that dirt dick. This was years ago it still gets to me. How is fucking someone with a dick that was in DIRT (SOIL, MUD) and immediately fuck someone and that's romantic. I dont are that you're alive you dont know what was touching your dick. There are parasites in the dirt. There are worms and such. Is it romantic to stick your dick in a planter and the immediately go fuck your partner with dirt still on your dick? Don't piss me off. Maybe I dont know enough about the workd

[kleoshe]

This is really true because bill compton literally raw dogs being buried in the ground, no coffin or anything, and then he emerges and they have sex RIGHT THERE. he is entirely covered in soil and it’s sooooo crazy like how does that even work logistically ?? I feel like the friction from the dirt would be so bad.

[kleoshe]

Me jumping for joy because I’m on season 4 of true blood because Eric forgot his memories and Sookie has to look after him (?) Bill is a hot evil politician king and Tara is gay. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOWWWWWW its so dramatic I cannot imagine how much they broke character while filming this shit but I am so glad I’m watching it I love vampires and I love when I like everyone in the shows I watch

[kleoshe]

hello people who enjoy the Pitt and a knight of the seven kingdoms

[kleoshe]

Eric Northman going “ohhh nooo Sookie I am going to die you must suck these super conveniently placed silver bullets out of my neck and pecks” and sookie being like “I fucking hate you, you r so gross” and then sucking them out anyways, and then complaining about it in disgust later is so Buffy and Spike coded it is making my soul light up with delight #SPUFFYREINCARNATED

Manifesting a perfect blue type episode for Eric and sookie soooo hard!! Pls pls have a witch make them think they should get married pleazeeeeeee

Also shoutout to that heartfelt conversation with Jason and Bill earlier in the episode where Jason says “was it good for you?” And bill says “it was fine” like hello Gay Sex?

[kleoshe]

I’m watching true blood and just got to season 2 episode 2 and oh my god Eric Northman with short hair it’s like Spike has come back to me I feel so at home here in southern vampire land <3

I love my bleach blonde vampires who annoy the shit out of the dark brooding vampire SOOOO MUCHHHH FUCKKK. Spike and Eric Northman I love u guys so much!!! I hope Eric gets wayyy more screen time!!!!

(yes I am watching true blood because of Alexander Skarzgard)

[vobleee]

something sloppy about aemon’s vacation at Summerhall (and egg is there too for some reason)

[kleoshe]

posting this (my logo kind of?) so I can put it on my artfight profile lol

[kleoshe]

Excerpt from Bran I, AGOT.

GRRM says that this scene is the first one he came up with in all of ASOIAF so I thought it fitting to draw upon my re-read!

[vobleee]

aerion and daeron being hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby since early childhood

[cestpasfaux24601]

Sam Spruell as Maekar Targaryen A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.02 (2026)

[marblethickets]

kaboom, kablam

[kleoshe]

I’M CRYING AT THIS

[crowthis]

[sontiypontiy]

precious prince meowkar and his evil demon baby

[kleoshe]

random lil Maekar and Baelor thing I did because regency au <3. It’s probably my favourite period of men’s fashion and I just finished Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norell so I have seen Bertie Carvel in that garb a whoooleee lot lately and had to draw it!!

[nthegg]

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