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Cole Anderson.Oldest definitely. Wisest probably.

[coleandersons-blog]

[PRIVATE] What the fuck?

[pyropuckerman-blog]

…Because it is?

[coleandersons-blog]

Not really.

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

[carolynwilde]

What’s with all the expletives, Joel? That’s unlike you.

[coleandersons-blog]

Joel? I'm not Joel. Rhymes with Joel. Cole. 

And you're not my sister.. Carolyn? 

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

[portingrileyrose-blog-deactivat]

I keep asking myself the same question

[coleandersons-blog]

Seems like a lot of people are. Guessing you don't usually look like that?

[abbyanderrose]

Abby.

[coleandersons-blog]

ABBY!

It's Cole. We shared a womb once. 

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

[trixkarofsky]

Woah there, you might wanna watch the ‘tude. If I remember correctly from school, that is one body you don’t want to be pissed in. Take a breath, think cooling thoughts.

[coleandersons-blog]

It's hard to keep cool when you wake up in the wrong body. I'm good. Counting to ten. Not freaking out and ending up like a firework. 

[abbyanderrose]

Oh… You got Jake’s body…

[coleandersons-blog]

Yep. I did. Who're you when you're not a redhead? 

[coleandersons-blog]

[PRIVATE] What the fuck?

[pyropuckerman-blog]

Government agents. They protect all their weapons. I never get to go anywhere without at least two… I think that’s normal for everyone.

[coleandersons-blog]

Why are you saying that like it's completely normal? 

[leechanging]

Whelp, this has never happened to me before. So I know I’m sure I didn’t change into anyone in the last few hours, nor do I remember going to what I assume is their house… I’d say that something is quite wrong, or I drank too much. 

[coleandersons-blog]

So.. You're not my brother then?

[coleandersons-blog]

[PRIVATE] What the fuck?

[pyropuckerman-blog]

My mirrors were all stolen. Ever since, I’ve been on lockdown.

[coleandersons-blog]

Riiiight. And the heavies outside are they protection from mirror bandits?

[abbyanderrose]

Never ever underestimate the strength of your friends and their powers… You might end up in their body. With their incredibly strong power that you don’t know how to control.

[coleandersons-blog]

Tell me about it. I keep nearly setting things on fire.

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

[pyropuckerman-blog]

Get out of my god damn body.

[coleandersons-blog]

Do you think I want to be in your lame body? 

I went outside and got dragged back in. What's that about? 

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

[pyropuckerman-blog]

You’re in a body that’s mine or my brother’s. Do you set things on fire. Or do you talk to animals. It’s not that hard a concept.

[coleandersons-blog]

Oh. Hold on. 

.. Yep. Fire option. 

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

[pyropuckerman-blog]

Do you set things on fire or talk to animals. For science.

[coleandersons-blog]

What?

What?

[coleandersons-blog]

What the fuck?

What in the fuck fuck fuck.

[coleandersons-blog]

Managed to completely blank on what day it was.

[sonicclarington-blog]

I regret to inform you that it’s— uh, Monday.

[coleandersons-blog]

That's just my luck.

[coleandersons-blog]

Managed to completely blank on what day it was.

[anderhero-blog]

That’s easy. It’s…. Frionsuntuesday… never mind.

[coleandersons-blog]

Easily my favourite day of the week. 

[coleandersons-blog]

Managed to completely blank on what day it was.

[trixkarofsky]

There seems to be a lot of that going around. Tell me, are there long periods of time where you can’t remember what you’re doing? Have you woken up with chicken feathers covering your clothes?

[coleandersons-blog]

I can't in all honesty say that I have but if there's a story behind the chicken feather question, I wanna hear it.