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Multishipping, Glee, Shadowhunter Chronicles, My Mad Fat Diary, Sherlock, Shameless, Nico Mirallegro and the ramblings of a Canadian teenager. This is what you will find on this blog. Enjoy! I don't generally tag anything, but if you really need me to for any reason, feel free to ask me to and I will :) USED TO BE CHURCH-AND-CHAIRMANMEOW 

[flower-tea-fairies]

That part

[striders]

wish i could call in bitchy to work

[striders]

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

[michonnegrimes]

I was like, “Whoa. This guy has tapped into something that is electric and spontaneous.” There are moments where Darren is so good, he can be silly and then they’re calling “rolling” and he’s right there. I would look at his face and it was like he had been possessed by this soul. It was really creepy to see and amazing to watch. – Matt Bomer

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

I think I’m using this right

[warmhappycat]

He didn’t even get dumped.  She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.

[magicalwayswins-deactivated2018]

“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? :) @warmhappycat

[warmhappycat]

Sure thing!

Hope this helps!

[flyfella]

Fucking decimated.

[dillekamille]

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

[babyprime]

me online vs me irl

[evermore-fashion]

Anne Barge “Curve Couture” Bridal Collection

[byjove]

dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch” 

[100egg]

dorian, completely serious over a glass of wine, hand trembling: this painting is the literal decay of my soul. this painting is all my sinful anguish and moral depravity

literally anyone who knew him longer than 5 minutes:

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

[foradayofsky]

[kny111]

cultural appropriation 101

[haytham-senpai-deactivated20170]

Seriously guys, wearing a war bonnet without having to suffer blood, sweat and tears for it is so disrespectful to all the servicemen who have sacrificed their lives for this country.

[otipemisiw-deactivated20200516]

Finally someone stands up for my people and puts it into words that i couldn’t. Thank you!!!

[vivelafat]

I love the smell of cultural sensitivity education in the morning.

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

Those bottom three photos are about to make me cry.

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

And people still gonna wear them smh

[neryskiras]

Endless list of interracial couples ⟶ Barry Allen & Iris West-Allen (The Flash)

Wherever you go, you’ll always be Barry and I’ll always be Iris. And we always find each other.

[tibby]

it’s always alarming to me that people joined tumblr after 2012 and have no idea what the site was like before they joined. they don’t know about “can you make this ask rebloggable?” and lolsummer69 and the tumbleasts and that week in 2010 when we all seriously thought 4chan would shut the site down. tumblr university and the glee/superwholock blogs vs hipster blogs ‘War’ are foreign concepts to them. they didn’t have to live through the mishapocalypse and people calling david karp “daddy” and the takedown of tumblr user pizza. they’ve never seen a 500k over-saturated gif with the topaz effect because they’ve always lived in a world where we had decent psds and photosets and the 2mb/3mb limit. the other day i saw someone confused because they didn’t understand a reference to the Tumblr Code post. there are users that think a tumblr con is a good idea. these kids know how to discourse but they don’t know their tumblr history and our suffering. “Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it,” and i really can’t live through another era of gif stories and people calling others “peasant.”

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased

[bellygangstaboo]

minor update:

[enbyriot]

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

[king-emare]

Dyin 😭😭😭

[alisonthegiantess]

fish shaming [x]

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

[subversivegrrl]

FISH SHAMING.

[deactivated-nolongerbartowski-d]

[selene-the-dragon-princess-deac]

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

[thirst-empress-deactivated20170]

And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.

[goldstar-goldfish-deactivated20]

And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

School of Rock is fab basically

[a-liminal-life]

“When I started my musical career, I was a maid,” she told the audience. “I used to clean houses. My parents, my mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trash man — they all wore uniforms. And that’s why I stand here today in my black and white and I wear my uniform to honor them.”

[starsona]

Yall better not be pretending that Janelle Monae doesn’t fucking exist

[hungwy]

As someone who’s been a suburban cowboy his whole life the concept of leaving your home and walking to a resturaunt is sexy and thrilling

[razzle-the-dazzle]

What does this mean

[hungwy]

Alright city slicker no need to get sassy *lassos and hogties you*