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SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species

fuck it. names are too complicated. I’ll respond to anything. If you yell “hey shithead” in my general direction I’ll turn around 8 times out of 10

catshapes

the 2 times i dont respond is because i was thinking about that one time I saw a moth the size of a dinner plate and I didn’t hear you

galactic-polywag

I’m sorry to dig into your traumas but please,,, tell me more about the moth

catshapes

okay picture this: im about seven and my family are on holiday & we’re at a restuarant, sitting near a window. im eating my dinner when I hear this massive THUD noise and see something bounce off the window. whatever, right? probably a bird or a fruit bat - this is australia after all, ive seen thousands of winged creatures throw themselves at glass.

so I go out to investigate, and twitching on the sidewalk is a moth. Its wingspan is bigger than my face. This moth is so big that it could legally be registered as a helicopter or maybe a boeing 747. this is a big moth.

naturally, seven-year-old me takes one look at this small dragon and decides that it probably crashed into my window because it personally wants to kill me.

and then it turns to look at me.

now. I am not a brave person. but it occurs to me that if break eye contact with this moth, then it’ll probably be the last thing I see. So I stand perfectly still and glare down this moth. eventually a waitress comes out and says “Oh! that’s a Hercules Moth. She’s not gonna hurt you, she just gets overenthusiastic about the lights.”

and then she scoops the moth up and tosses the moth into the garden patch and she flies away, totally unharmed.

Looking back on it, i was wrong to assume the worst of that moth. She was just a big ‘ol idiot who loves lights. so am i. im sorry for making assumptions, moth lady.

witcheshaven

The Rose Serpent

Sunday cuddles #ferretcuddles #furbaby #lazysunday

#ferretcuddles #furbaby #lazysunday

One of the best parts of coming home 💕 #furbaby #ferretcuddles #ferret #catsnake #noodlebear #carpetshark #howmanysillyhashtagscaniputonthisthing

#furbaby #ferretcuddles #ferret #catsnake #noodlebear #carpetshark #howmanysillyhashtagscaniputonthisthing

This lovely boy always tries to brighten my work day ❤️ (at Sterling, Illinois)

cryptiboy

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

myliobatiste

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

trukingofskeletonhell

that’s just how goths are sometimes

khaki-da-deactivated20190720

Hector: Imelda, como se dice “un zapato” en inglés?

Imelda: A shoe.

Hector: Salud.

Imelda:

melcecilia14

I can barely understand Spanish and I screeched

kf2-art-things-deactivated20200

Reblog if your icon would punch a nazi

just-shower-thoughts

Coffee with soymilk is just bean water with more bean water

rionsuke

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

wombatking

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

thorinobsessed

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

emysabath

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”