jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit
you don't have to do that. you can just not do that
:D they can do more :D (x)

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jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit
you don't have to do that. you can just not do that
:D they can do more :D (x)
love how Rita's is always depicted with club music when it's probably more like
was a normal girl tonight. talked with my words and everything. waited for my turn to speak. didnt bite anyone. hope they liked me.
Brother Cedric
If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"
Source: Lainey Molnar
the gherkin inspector
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".
so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.
they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona
so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy
Genuinely, one of the measures that's stopped book banning the most when districts implement it, is having the would-be banners fill out a form that demonstrates if they've read the book or not. Like where they have the summarize the plot and characters and do a mini book report and give a review. It stops them in their tracks. This is why in my high school, every time someone wanted to ban a book it ended up going nowhere. There was one where a conservative student wanted to ban the manga "Legal Drug" for having a marijuana leaf on the cover, then got the form that required them to actually read and either balked, or read it and realized it was not pro-drug at all. (The other one that reduces book bans even further is "requiring the would-be banner to be affiliated with this actual school in some way, either by being a student, faculty/staff or a parent of a child at the school" because the vast majority of bans are "activists" with no affiliation with the school who just travel around trying to do this in districts all over the U.S. IIRC a few years ago someone crunched the numbers and just 51 parents were responsible for all the book bans that year nationally. 51! In a country with 50 states, with over 300 million people total!)
when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
Expectations vs Reality
What Amren says Nesta will create with her powers:
“What if, in one of her moods,” Amren challenged, “Nesta creates what she pleases just to spite us?...Nesta would create not a Dread Trove...but a Trove of Nightmares."
What Nesta actually creates with her powers:
Three bathtubs in the middle of the private library, filled with bubbles. Each bubble holding a tiny bird fluttering about inside. Silent fireworks
A miniature pegasus
A cake taller than Cassian stood in the center of the room, lit with a thousand candles.
Six frogs dancing in circles around a red-and-white spotted toadstool,
A diamond crown and six strings of pearls for Emerie.
A broad-brimmed hat fit for any fine lady and a lace parasol for Gwyn
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
People have the nerve to act like Lucien is some random side character / throwaway love interest when he is literally the OG BOY ?!?
Like… Lucien had a personality and backstory before half the cast entered the chat. Before RHYS even made his first appearance on page.
Put some respect on his name.
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.
Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.
It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
I’m in such a Bram Stoker’s Dracula bride mood. Wearing a long silky dress with my breast showing and a halo crown sucking the life out of men.