Here's a prompt: how about Hartwin in a Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU?
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‘’I can’t believe it!’’ Eggsy yells, angry and sharp, whenthere’s a lull in the shooting and mayhem. ‘’You’ve been a fucking spy allalong, Galahad.’’ He’s hiding in thehallway, just next to the door, and Harry’s still somewhere in the living room.
There’s the tell-tale sound of Harry reloading. ‘’And you,’’he says, quieter than Eggsy, but just as angry, and Eggsy thinks he’s hidingbehind the sofa by the sound of it, ‘’a database administrator, really, Eggsy?’’A bullet embeds itself into the doorframe, some four or five inches from Eggsy’shead. ‘’And you still go by Unwin? How many years have you been Unwin-Hart now?’’
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