The Collateral Cowgirl

Hey! I don't know how to properly use this app but I'm still having a good time. Sometimes I make YouTube videos so maybe one day I'll put them up on here. God bless.

[collateralcowgirl04]

today I’m lowk eating mold

[sh4rkt33th]

obama: let me be clear

lgbtq obama: let me be queer

ball obama: let me be sphere

steak obama: let me be seared

perv obama: let me see your rear

hunter obama: let me eat deer

driver obama: let me steer

bad driver obama: let me veer

cosplayer obama: let me be Near

alcoholic obama: let me have beer

magician obama: let me appear

sports fan obama: let me cheer

athlete obama: let me get my gear

nosy obama: let me hear

creepy obama: let me leer

sad obama: let me shed a tear

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[lindadurg]

kicks yoy in the penis

[dogpuppy]

[collateralcowgirl04]

Not right now YouTube. They seem lovely but I just don’t have the time to deal with this at the moment.

[collateralcowgirl04]

Does anyone know any Etsy witches I can call on speed dial to curse Lionel Messi

[collateralcowgirl04]

if I get raptured does my tampon go with me

[collateralcowgirl04]

do yall need GLP-1’s to fuck your wife too

[funeralcity]

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

[collateralcowgirl04]

@salmonky

[rockabillywife]

I have a crush on music. And I’m so scared

[halondrus]

[segamascott]

[collateralcowgirl04]

I bet a pinecone taste good asf

[collateralcowgirl04]

Feeling bored. Does anyone wanna go throw a lime scooter into a river with me. And then we can go get Taco Bell

[collateralcowgirl04]

he’s not just “some guy” he’s my homunculus!!!!!!!

[collateralcowgirl04]

broke up with the guy who inspired this post. Little does he know he is still my homunculus. His flesh is a product of archaic science and his soul will never be his own. I should throw him in a woodchipper. Venmo me four dollars and I will tell you his address

[collateralcowgirl04]

Jeff the killer? I hardly know her!!!