shit posting. sometimes art. i like things

follow I guess?

[collectiveshits]

[collectiveshits]

Walking to work

First time: Oh this isn't so bad.

Currently: I now know the moon phases based on how tall the grass through the shortcut is. And I'm fairly certain that the monster that lives in the woods next to the bobcat rental place is flirting with me.

[collectiveshits]

How come no one ever talks about why men's bathrooms dont have changing tables?

A man at my work told me he had to change his daughter on the counter in the bathroom, where there's less than a foot of space between the automatic sink and the walls. Men have complained to me that they've had to change their children on the floor of my workplace bathroom. Why isn't this something that's more discussed?

[collectiveshits]

I have a question that needs to be answered.

Which is worse:

making an 'I don't have a dad' joke, or saying "I wish" afterwards?

[collectiveshits]

Teenage boys think girls don't shit cause teenage girls are either A-too afraid to go to the bathroom alone or B-Are anorexic and therefore do not need to shit

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[solarsyrup]

had this dream where gamefreak introduced the new eeveelution but they ran out of time designing it so it was just a fucking huge version of eevee called Big Eevee

and to compensate for the lack of creativity they made it strong as fuck and all the competitive players hated it

[solarsyrup]

WHO’S LAUGHING NOW??

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[homofied]

[pointedahead]

Oh

[cyberpunk-dreams-deactivated201]

[etienneflore]

uhm—

[wickedwonderlandd]

Superman:

[peach-wood-deactivated20210717]

source

[saltydumplings-deactivated20260]

Billy: Harrington! Think fast!

Billy: *throws basketball at Steve*

Steve: *catches basketball*

Steve: Real mature, Hargrove. What, you think I can't catch?

Billy: Nah, I'm just making sure you're warmed up.

Steve: Warmed up for what-?

Billy: THINK FASTER!

Billy: *throws himself*

Steve: WAIT! NO - FUCK!

[bardvark-deactivated20201106]

Billy: *comes downstairs in his halloween costume* Okay, I’m ready!

Steve: Seriously? A ghost?

Billy: Not just a ghost. A sexy ghost.

Steve: How are you a–

Billy: *rips off sheet to reveal he’s naked underneath*

Steve:…you know what, lets just skip the party

[apricotmon]

Billy: i hate steve harrington

Billy: and i hate his perfect hair

Billy: and his skin… i wish i could touch his face, gently… and kiss his neck and…

Billy: i defintely hate him

[harringrove]

Billy: I need to focus on this homework or Steve-

Brain: Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington Steve Harrington

Billy: Fuck.

[bloodredshoes]

[avenging-fandoms]

OH WOW

[emberphantom]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[harringroves]