you know what's extremely toxic? jealousy,
turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis. but it’s just the price i pay
I literally sung this as I read.
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you know what's extremely toxic? jealousy,
turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis. but it’s just the price i pay
I literally sung this as I read.
Barney Stinson's 30 Rules for a Legendary Life
1. Play laser tag once a week. 2. Tip generously. We ALL have to make up for Ted. 3. Don’t get married before you’re thirty. 4. Always open a door for a lady. Even if she’s ugly. 5. Own at least one suit, but twelve if you can. 6. Keep your apartment chilly. Nipples reveal themselves at temperatures below 60° F / 15° C. 7. An easy way to score chicks is to pose as a NASCAR driver because they’re rich, dangerous, and nobody knows what they look like because, duh, helmets. 8. Mani-pedis are not just for girls, but drinks with umbrellas emphatically are, Marshall. 9. Two never-fail ways to grease a bouncer: Slip him a $20, or compliment his neck muscles. 10. Have a “guy” for everything. 11. If it seems like the group is almost ready to go, play it safe and yell, “Shotgun!” 12. Remove your keys from your front pocket before receiving a lap dance. It’s called respect. Plus, you’ll feel it on your junk more. 13. Learning to play the air drums will save your life one day. 14. Give at least as many high fives as you get. 15. Subscribe to “O” magazine. It’s full of great tips and tricks for around the house. 16. Have sex in a bathroom stall. 17. If you ever find yourself in a tricky situation, ask yourself, “What would Ted do?” and do the exact opposite. 18. Teacup pigs might be lady-magnets, but they apparently don’t digest chocolate. 19. If you ever meet a contortionist, I swear to God don’t you ever let her go. I am so serious about this. I gotta sit down or something. Maybe drink some water. 20. Trying to ogle two boobs at the same time is like reading in a car – it’ll make you sick. 21. If you’re older than 30 and you do get married, accept the fact that throw pillows will become a big part of your life. 22. Magic is cool, despite what you may have heard from everyone you’ve ever talked to. 23. Never use the word “moist” on a first date. 24. Lick the Liberty Bell. 25. When visiting a strip club, do not sleep on the meatballs. They’re exquisite. 26. Whatever your lifelong dream is, forget it. Your lifelong dream is now “Meet Hugh Hefner.” 27. Do ten little-toe crunches every morning and maybe one day he won’t cry all the way home. 28. Do unto others as you’d have done unto you. Except mouth stuff because, eww, gross. 29. Slender wife, happy life. 30. And most importantly, whatever happens in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.
Finals week
Bus Box Essentials
- NOTHING THAT WILL MELT (aka no chocolate bars but you’ll probably crave chocolate so things like Oreos are great) - Gatorade or Gatorade mixes (I like those because they take up less room) - sustaining items you can eat if you didn’t get enough food at a meal (like cliff bars or crackers) - whatever candy you always crave - I always kept some not food items in my bus box like makeup remover wipes if you’re in guard, extra blanket for when the bus gets cold, those mini toothbrush things, etc.
“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
lol yes, so then i can shave.
One minute, 37 seconds. My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None. One minute, 29 secods. I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria. One minute, six seconds. Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They’re going through the exact same pressure as me. 54 seconds. Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can’t believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn’t my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls? 30 seconds. Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously. 25 seconds. That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction. 20 seconds. I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up. 19. Faster. 18. Quicker. 17. More rapid. 16. It’s racing. Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever. My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who’s heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me. 10 seconds. The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate. 5. My heart has given up entirely. 4. I stop walking. 3. Just waiting left. 2. Everything is about to change. 1. Deep breath.
0000 d 00 h 00 m 00 s
Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones. “Hello there, love. It appears as though we’re Soul Mates then, eh?” As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is “I’m so glad I shaved this morning.”
“Thats weird…” I checked my wrist, the clock had just hit the 30 second mark but I looked around and there was no one there. I was a worrisome guy overall but I felt justified, I mean today was the day I was meeting my soul mate. Not that I expected my dream girl to be in the storage closet at work but still I was nervous.
Walking out with a box the boss had requested I walked back to my cash register setting it on the shelf. My wrist hit the 20 second mark
19 seconds
18 seconds
Where was she? I could not help but get worried that an error would pop up or that she was gone and my timer would run out with no response. I panicked, I’d change my own fate if I had to. Running out of time I hurried through the back door. There was a park outside and maybe I was supposed to be there to find my soul mate.
10 seconds
9 seconds
A faint ding of the doorbell hit my ear. Wait was that it?? She was here! I turned around running back to the counter. “Don’t worry I’m just in the back!”
I ran out looking at my wrist as it hit zero. Out of breath “Hi I’m Matt!” Sticking out my hand for a handshake it was met by a firm hand. Meeting my soulmate’s eyes for the first time they spoke.
“I’m Steven.” The man gave a smile “It’s nice to meet you.”
I watch my friend carefully. Her excitement is glowing all over her pretty face. Exactly 2 minutes left, she tells me. We’re waiting at the bus stop and the bus is coming in two minutes. I think she hoped she’d meet them on a beach at sunset or something. ”I mean that’s ok - these things can’t always be romantic I mean my mum met dad when he was working at the book store and it’s not like you can plan it to be romantic I just hoped, I mean everyone hopes don’t they-” she breaks off, looking at me awkwardly. “Sorry. It’s just a big day for me you know.” Yes I do know. You’ve been going on about it for the past year. I smile at her. ”Don’t worry. You nervous? You’ll be ok, you always are,” I grin, determined not to ruin this for her. It’s selfish of me to be moody. This is her future being determined. Right here. In now, precisely 1 minute 30 seconds. She smiles at me, but it isn’t quite reaching her eyes. She’s restless and keeps tapping her foot. Her eyes are wide with.. fear? Excitement? Nerves? Probably all of them and a thousand more things I can’t imagine. She keeps checking her wrist. So do I. The bus comes around the corner. 1 minute 10 seconds. ”Hey. I’ll leave you alone now ok? The bus is here. I’ll sit a couple of seats away, and be there if you need me,” I say, squeezing her arm reassuringly. “Good luck.” I hope it sounded sincere. The bus pulls up and I climb on first, taking a quick glance at her while I give the driver my ticket. She’s shaking and looks a little green. I want to give her a hug but know I shouldn’t interrupt now. I look at the passengers and it’s full of pensioners. My heart starts beating frantically. What? I can’t see anyone else at the bus stop. But she’s only 18, she can’t end up with a 80 year old. I turn around and look at her - she’s breathing hard. The bus driver asks if she’s ok but she ignores him. Her eyebrows are creased and her face is flushed. Oh. Oh no. Stay calm. Someone is probably late. I give her a thumbs up and try to smile reassuringly. I think it’s more of a grimace. I take a seat near the back. Look at my watch. 25 seconds. She sits down a few seats away.
Suddenly a dark shape runs past my window and a boy jumps on the bus. He has that same frantic look in his eyes. I breathe out with relief. ”Yeah get on, we’re running late,” the driver says, taking his ticket. The boy looks around, carefully stepping towards the seats. He’s tall and handsome, holding a sketchbook. I smile slightly; my friend hates art. 4 seconds He spots her. 3 seconds His eyes widen as he walks closer, as if being pulled by an invisible rope. 2 seconds My friend stands up too, that same rope tying her to him. 1 second - ”I was worried the bus would leave. No way could I miss meeting my soul mate!” he jokes, though he looks just as nervous as she. They smile at each other as they both sit down together. I can’t hear what they’re talking about.
I take a deep breath and let it out slowly. Suddenly I’m crying. Hot tears dropping down my cheeks.
I look at my wrist, scratching at it. Trying to get rid of it.
The numbers have never changed.
They’ve always been at 0.
Oh my god that last one…. My heart… The feels….
AGH ALL OF YOU WRITE A BOOK THIS VERY INSTANT. PLEASE.
this is beautiful and everyone needs to read it
i hate you tumblr, fucking breaking my goddamn heart
Then, one day, you’re having dinner with a friend you’ve known for as long as you can remember (or perhaps a friend of the family), and you finally talk to them about your counter. You’re crying, explaining that it’s always been at 0, and so you must not have a soul-mate.
Their eyes widen. Tears begin to form, and they throw their arms around you.
“Mine has always been at 0 too.”
And that’s when you know…
10 seconds: the doorbell rings, i get out of my chair 5 seconds: i give the man my money 0 seconds: i open the box. it is the most glorious pizza i have ever seen in my life.
This post always has different stories on it and I always have to read it and reblog it
Oh god I love it
I’m so confused-I’m the only person working my shift at the restaurant. The boss had to leave for an emergency, so I’m at the cash register when I notice the clock. I have two minutes.
The problem is I’m the only person in the store. I quickly go to each of the windows to look outside-I know he’s going to there.
I’m sweating now-I never expected this day to come.
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There’s a sudden crash behind me and I turn my head slowly.
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“Give me the money. Now.”
That last one tho
I glanced at my wrist, the only thing that seemed real anymore. For the longest time it was the only thing keeping me going, the knowledge that one day I’d find someone who might take away the pain of living. But that thought couldn’t stay me any longer. I was done with the waiting. 0d:00m:30s There’s no way that could be right. I shouldn’t be alive that much longer. Who cares, anyway. I sure as hell don’t. I exhale deeply and squeeze the trigger, but a loud click tells me the gun jammed. 0d:00m:20s Damn the luck. Fine. I drop the gun to the side and settle on plan B. I walk to the window and look down. 5 stories isn’t a long fall, but dropping 5 stories hopefully into traffic on the other hand. Well, if that’s not fatal I’m not certain I know what is. 0d:00m:05s I throw open the window, and step out onto the sil right before I hear the door slam open behind me. The sound shocks me a bit and I slip before I can jump. There’s no way I’m landing on the road. I’ll be lucky to make it to the sidewalk. Some higher power must really want me to live today. 0d:00m:01s Falling feels a lot faster in real life than in movies. Still, can’t say I expected the landing I had. It felt soft, and I think I smell lavender? 0d:00m:00s “OUCH!” I don’t think concrete and asphault tends to say ow…. I open my eyes to see another girl’s wrist read “0d:00m:00s” She clearly took more of the fall than I did, but neither of us are in good condition to up and sprint and we’re drawing quite the crowd. This girl, can’t be more than a year older than myself, starts to berate me, “What the hell were you thinking, girl! Did you really just dive out of your window into a group of people! That could have killed you! And now I’m late to meet my….” She pauses as she sees my wrist flashing zeroes. “Oh…. Well, I guess not all angels fall from heaven with grace”
I feel like I should make a movie out of this.
Zeus: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Hera: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
I love this joke
Driving and this license plate caught my eye! WOODY BJ
What a throwback for #throwbackthursday
Some flag twirls I wrote! I like writing on the 45 plane!
Why are we hating on the Blue Devils when we could be hating the minions
The judges screwed over Crown!
The Earth is lumpy.
I was not aware of this. thank you
this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable
i wish i hadn’t seen this
One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying “the earth is perfectly round!” And I said “but it isn’t!” And he was so proud of me
okay so im just learning this
ugh ppl this isn’t true this image is weighted to show gravitational something or other the earth is literally smoother than a ping pong ball
If we leveled the terrain all around the world, maybe it'd be smoother than a ping pong ball, but yeah, the earth isn't perfectly smooth primarily for the mountains and valleys.
Hi I'm Lucas! I noticed you do DCI! Where you marching this summer?
Unfortunately i didn’t march this summer :/ I needed to work and save up some money haha. But last year I marched with jersey surf
WHEN A TICK COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT HAVING ANY GOOD ACTION SHOTS
Funny but really though!
Marching band is marching AND playing at the same time.
The blue devils RARELY do the two simultaneously AND THEY ALWAYS WIN
IT MAKES ME MAD
Haha!