Weird is a compliment :)

A blog full of things that make me happy and laugh and say PREACH

[vet-and-wild]

This is a reminder that we need a current physical on your animals to be able to prescribe meds for fireworks. So please don’t wait until July 3rd to call us and then get mad when we have no appointments available. We legally cannot prescribe medications for an animal without an up to date physical exam. No, we cannot make exceptions. So if you have an animal that needs meds for fireworks, call your vet first thing Monday morning and get on the schedule. If you’re lucky you can still get in on time.

[theramseyloft]

PSA

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[luldamdaddy]

[sippingon-whiskeyncoke]

Who is he? I love him.

[abandonedphotos-blog]

Abandoned church in Czech filled with ghost statues

[owlmylove]

excuse me filled with what

[glorianas]

This is actually a nice story, the church is a 14th century building that was decayed and had no money to fix it, and a reputation of being haunted no less, a sculptor made these ghosts to fill the church and was inspired by its folklore, which has now brought in lots of tourists to see them and they’ve raised enough money from donations to fix the roof and secure the building

It’s St. George’s church in Lukova Czech Republic if you wanna see it

[softmary]

Imagine walking in at night without knowing these statues were there

[allosauroid]

Just learned about this Bengal tigress who, after cracking her tooth, was fitted with a gold crown to repair it. (x)

[nau-see]

hot girl shit

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[totallygamerlife]

for anyone who cares, this is good news

[dancinbutterfly]

this is INSANELY good fucking news holy shit. Going public is still bad tho :(

[thenatsdorf]

Spring beans

[justcatposts]

“My cat is known for her arm flops. So I recorded some more for you. Hope you enjoy it!“ 

(Source)

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

When she just buries her face in his chest and sticks her feetsies out real far

[drmariusvonraum]

HER BELLY AND TAIL ARE SO FLUFFY I’M GOING TOC RY

[opossummypossum]

[memeclassheroes]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Holy ratrimony

[whitepeopletwitter]

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you

[ai-megurine]

As a French person, it’s my duty to tell you that this is NOTHING.

[zuesue]

Please enlighten us 😂

[ai-megurine]

Où, ou, houx → same pronunciation

É, er, et, est, es, ait, aie, aies, ez, and many other → same pronunciation

These are just examples xD

[zuesue]

oh nO

[judasisgayriot]

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

[newblogisnotjustanoxymoron-deac]

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

[wildwood-faun]

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

[stammsternenstaub]

WHAT

[entomancy]

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.  Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

[crumplelush]

this changes everything

[little-fleur-deactivated2015103]

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

[lachatblanche]

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

[kernezelda]

grissini:

breadsticks:

[cyanwrites]

… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

[shanology]

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

[accursedvoid]

@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie

[charlottedabookworm]

Omfg same

wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!

[garrettauthor]

We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.

[ardent-ace]

but………… those aren’t breadsticks!

[garrettauthor]

They are sticks.

Of bread.

🤷‍♂️

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.

[defectivegembrain]

OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol

[runcibility]

I feel like this is explaining a joke to Vulcans who are totally game to try humor, and I’m loving it.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[moonlitmorphos]

Look, I don't make the rules but you're legally required to watch this.

TikTok

[atomskdluffy]

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[hedgehog-moss]

One difficulty of rural life that I didn’t anticipate is being offered animals left and right. Kittens of course; you can’t stop at a farm to buy cheese without being offered a kitten or two. The guy ringing up my plants at the plant nursery asked if I would also be interested in a senior horse. I visited a llama farm two years ago and went home with a donkey and my mum was like ‘You never talked about getting a donkey, did you mean to get a donkey?’ of course not!! it was an accidental donkey. And today, for the second time (in six months) a neighbour (not the same one) offered me free baby goats. Again I had to say no. Is my will being tested? Like St Peter? I will deny the goats three times then hear the rooster crow? Jesus is a free baby goat?

[rogueemmy]

Not everyone is offered animals in the country. You have to look trustworthy - like you’d know what to do with the offered animal. When I lived rurally, I was offered any number of kittens, and even a dog once. The landlord did give us a horse, now that I think of it. But I must have carried myself like a city girl, because no one else ever offered livestock. 

[justcatposts]

“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

[islakariese]

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

[linguisticparadox]

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”