dont mess w me i eat electricity

[was sailorsymbiote] heroes? i thought you meant herHOes •ᴗ•

[colorcodedcriminals]

LOL but actually

[gouged-doll]

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[colorcodedcriminals]

potential break up song should be a five or maybe even a six minute song

[netscapenavigator-official]

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

[kosmogrl]

[thecreepycookies]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[slayerbuffy]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003). coffy moments — requested by @whatisyourchildhoodtrauma

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[rusholme]

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

[pokemon]

Hello, Official Pokemon Tumblr Account. I have a simple request - please show us one (1) photo of Ditto in its classic blob form. Any official media is fine, I just like seeing Ditto. Thank you in advance.

[segamascott]

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it