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Bare Minimum in color.
Bare Minimum Watches a Cat Rescue Itself
🔥 Crisis level: low. Coffee level: optimal. Bare Minimum watches calmly as the cat handles its own situation. She’s not here to save the day—just to witness it with mild interest and a hot drink.
Bare Minimum Holds the Door Open
Bare Minimum holds the door open with her foot.
She doesn’t fly. She doesn’t fight. But she does hold the door open… with her foot… just long enough.
🦸♀️✨ Behold Bare Minimum in action — or at least in mild inconvenience.
Bare Minimum
Name:Bare Minimum Real Name: Brenda Minerva Occupation: Freelance spreadsheet wrangler / reluctant superhero Power: Doing just enough to technically qualify as helpful
The Bare Backstory
Brenda Minerva never meant to be a superhero. In fact, she actively avoids most situations that involve exertion, confrontation, or anything requiring her to stand for more than fifteen minutes.
Her powers manifested one lazy Sunday afternoon while she was half-heartedly assembling an IKEA bookshelf. She didn't follow the instructions, didn't use all the screws, and somehow—it stood perfectly level. Solid. Immoveable. Her cat even jumped on it, and it didn’t wobble.
That was the first sign.
The second came when she instinctively filled out a tax form correctly without needing help. The third: she opened a stubborn jar of pickles with no grunting.
The government didn’t come calling. Neither did any shadowy organizations or intergalactic councils. Instead, her landlord asked if she could help get the neighbor’s cat down from a tree. She did. Sort of. The cat came down on its own eventually, and Brenda was there when it happened. That was enough.
Word spread.
Now, Brenda operates under the alias Bare Minimum, a name she didn’t choose so much as reluctantly accept when it was printed on a novelty mug someone gave her. She doesn't fly, doesn't punch through walls, and definitely doesn’t wear spandex (her outfit is a sensible knit top and stretchy pants with pockets). Her cape? Reversible and wrinkle-resistant.
She doesn’t save the day. But she does slightly improve it.
Sometimes that’s all you really need.
Bare Minimum returning a shopping cart. Sort of.
The Bachelorettes of Stardew Valley. Who would you choose?
Jack of Diamonds
Julius Caesar, on the Ides of March
The King of Clubs, in a similar style to the Queen of Hearts.
Some New Product Ideas
Just some concepts. Not real products...yet
Smart Illuminator: Smart Study Lamp with Voice Control
This innovative study lamp enhances any student's study session with its voice-controlled features, allowing for easy adjustments without interrupting their workflow. The Smart Illuminator can change light intensity, color temperature, and even power on or off with simple voice commands, making it a perfect companion for late-night study sessions or those times when minimal distraction is key. Its sleek design ensures it fits into any dorm room aesthetic, while its energy-efficient LED bulbs save on electricity bills.
SeedScribe: Eco-Friendly Notebook with Seed Paper
SeedScribe redefines note-taking with its eco-friendly approach. Each page of this notebook is made from seed paper, allowing students to plant their notes and grow a variety of plants after the semester ends. It's a beautiful metaphor for growth and learning, turning discarded notes into blooming flowers or herbs. This notebook not only helps in reducing waste but also promotes sustainability and green practices among college students.
SolarBlend: Portable Smoothie Maker with Solar Charging
SolarBlend offers the perfect solution for health-conscious students on the go. This portable smoothie maker is equipped with solar panels, allowing it to recharge using sunlight. Whether in a dorm room, at the library, or during outdoor adventures, SolarBlend ensures you can prepare your favorite smoothies or shakes anywhere, without the need for electrical outlets. Its compact design and easy-to-clean features make it an essential item for busy college life.
EcoWash Mini: Ultra-Compact Laundry Pod with Water Recycling
EcoWash Mini addresses the hassle of laundry for students living in dorms or apartments with limited space. This ultra-compact, portable laundry pod not only fits in the smallest of spaces but also recycles water, reducing both water usage and environmental impact. It's perfect for small loads of laundry, offering an efficient and eco-friendly solution to daily washing needs without the trip to communal laundry rooms.
ChargeSolar: Solar-Powered Charger with Built-in Storage
ChargeSolar is a game-changer for students constantly on the move. This solar-powered charger ensures that your devices stay charged without needing access to power outlets. Its built-in storage feature allows for charging multiple devices at once, making it an ideal companion for group study sessions outdoors or during power outages. With ChargeSolar, students can harness the power of the sun to keep their gadgets running, ensuring they're always connected and ready for any academic challenge.
Three portraits in the same style as the Queen of Hearts.
Queen of Hearts
No, not the song. A poem...
The Queen of Hearts, so regal and proud, Her beauty and grace, admired by the crowd, Her throne she sits upon, adorned in gold, A symbol of power, strength and control.With each command, her subjects obey, For the Queen of Hearts, they will do as she say, Her heart is pure, and her soul is kind, A leader like her is rare to find.Her kingdom is vast, her rule absolute, The Queen of Hearts is loved and revered by her recruits, Her smile can light up a room, And her presence brings hope and joy to those consumed by gloom.For she is a queen of great renown, Her name known in every city, every town, A symbol of hope, of love, and of might, The Queen of Hearts, forever shining bright.
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The Queen of Hearts is my favorite card.
Quiet Contemplation and Thoughts
I stand here with eyes closed,
In quiet contemplation.
The air moves slowly,
Heavy with doubt.
I breathe out,
A slow exhalation.
The light changes as it moves in.
My thoughts move with it,
To the next point of light.
My feet feel their way
Over the uneven ground.
My mind is clear now.
I move with the breeze.
It moves faster,
Like the thoughts of others.
My thoughts are my own.
Confused in Nature
A somewhat confused man standing in a nature scene.
Painting scenes from nature is easy once you know a few basic tips and techniques.
But it can be challenging for some people. The following are a few tips to help you get started.
- Start with an observation, and then look for details that support your observation.
- If you are painting a single object, think of the object in three dimensions, not just two.
- To help you paint, you can paint directly on a piece of paper.
- You can use watercolors, acrylics, or oils.
- You can also paint in digital format on your tablet, computer, or even your phone. I like to use an iPad with the Apple Pencil.
Yoga pose - the Lotus position, or Padmasana. It’s a basic and iconic yoga pose. Beginners might want to master the Half Lotus first.
A thief in the night. Inspired by some fun messing around with a text adventure game. This was the prompt:
“You walk down the street, watching the people as they go about their day. You see a few who appear to be guards, but none pay much attention to you. You watch as a group of children are yelling and running through the streets, laughing. They haven't noticed you at all. You continue walking. Suddenly, the guards turn their heads and see you.”
Haley hugging a coconut -- one of her favorites.
I never understood why Haley loves coconuts in SDV. They don’t seem like they’d be her thing.
Abigail from Stardew Valley, showing off her sword and book in the graveyard.
Abigail is one of my favorite characters from SDV. What about you?