Andrea

[sincerelyafrica]

My boyfriend says my vagina isn't sweet enough. What can I do to increase the sweetness?

Increase the sweetness? Lmao niggas got girls out here thinking their vaginas supposed to taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and tropical skittles. Your vagina isn’t a chocolate factory baby. It’s not supposed to taste “sweet” it’s supposed to taste like a vagina. Tell your ungrateful ass boyfriend to stop asking for diabetes and eat whatever is handed to him or another nigga can💅🏿

[nickw91]

Lol I’m dying

[neethebae]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch!! Lmao

[xenolithia]

SEX EDUCATION 😩😩😩

[koreanbvsed]

reblogging every time

[gmorningsunshine]

Lmao

[tokenjamaican]

Leave him!!!

[drankinwatahmelin]

I bet his dick taste like despair 

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

Put a tic tac in that bitch😂😂😂😜😜😜🍉🍓🍪🍬

[sincerelyafrica]

My boyfriend says my vagina isn't sweet enough. What can I do to increase the sweetness?

Increase the sweetness? Lmao niggas got girls out here thinking their vaginas supposed to taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and tropical skittles. Your vagina isn’t a chocolate factory baby. It’s not supposed to taste “sweet” it’s supposed to taste like a vagina. Tell your ungrateful ass boyfriend to stop asking for diabetes and eat whatever is handed to him or another nigga can💅🏿

[nickw91]

Lol I’m dying

[neethebae]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch!! Lmao

[xenolithia]

SEX EDUCATION 😩😩😩

[koreanbvsed]

reblogging every time

[gmorningsunshine]

Lmao

[tokenjamaican]

Leave him!!!

[drankinwatahmelin]

I bet his dick taste like despair 

[fullcat]

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

😜😜😂😂

[beachdeath]

the only political statement lgbt people need from fiction right now is that lgbt people are valuable and important and deserve to be happy but like by all means keep murdering our fictional role models while we’re grieving

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

😮

[heartsnmagic]

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

😜😂

[verybritishproblems]

Polite ways to say “you’re lying” -Really? -That’s not strictly true -That’s not what I heard -Did you though? -Maybe I’m remembering wrong

[twerkingforbuddha]

[paprika]

when you’re still hungry but no food left behind

[flilyfe]

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

Just trying to break the ice but baby, you's an iceberg,damn!

But you're too stuck up to notice.

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

Give us a kiss sugar 💋🎭😜🤓😂

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

That's tell in' em👍🏼😎

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

#NowPlaying If Only by Ships Have Sailed

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

#NowPlaying Yung Eazy

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

tumblr for dummies

I read somewhere that tumblr is so easy to use tat it is hard to explain, well, I beg to differ...

[colorfultimemachinemaker]

What do people think of you ?

Me: Hi, I'm Andrea. What do you think of me?

[quotemadness]

Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and the head plays tricks with us, but the eyes see true. Look with your eyes. Hear with your ears. Taste with your mouth. Smell with your nose. Feel with your skin. Then comes the thinking, afterward, and in that way knowing the truth.

George R.R. Martin (via quotemadness)

That's deep👍🏼🤔