the unfamiliar is right below our eyes

andrew 'n' stuff

[newyorkkiss]

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[gusvanscant]

'Wild at Heart' (dir. by David Lynch) [1990]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cappuccinco]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[tgatbc]

[bigbigtruck]

ngl this is the only way i can see a comic through to completion, just do it how i want rather than trying to make anybody happy

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[beardedmrbean]

[folklorespring]

Amazing

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures