Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

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Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually
hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry
365 days of the Dollanganger Saga: day 90
collecting sad pathetic male characters like they are stuffed animals to arrange on my bed
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 4.14 | “Goodbye Iowa”
“Weakness? Let’s see... if I had to say... it’d be fire.”
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he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman
I mean, yes, a lot of horror media boils down to “wouldn’t it be fucked up?”, but let’s not be reductive – there are several distinct subgenres of “wouldn’t it be fucked up?”, including but not limited to:
Proposing a very improbable situation, then gesturing toward it and asking “man, wouldn’t this be fucked up?”
Wildly exaggerating an everyday state of affairs in order to demonstrate that it was, in fact, always fucked up.
Taking a thing that it’s broadly agreed is fucked up and making it a different kind of fucked up.
Inventing a new type of guy, then pointing at the guy and going “this guy is fucked up.”
Grabbing the audience by the shoulders like, no, man, the fucked up thing is, like, a metahpor. For a different thing. That is also fucked up.
Taking a genuinely innocuous situation and through some unlikely contrivance rendering it fucked up.
Making a thing that self-referentially gestures at itself and asks “isn’t it fucked up that this is so fucked up?”
Framing a fantastical scenario and asking “is this fucked up? why is it fucked up? what does it mean to be fucked up? what is ‘fucked’? what is ‘up’?”
31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN ↳ DAY #25: ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) • dir. James Signorelli
“And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I never turned down a stranger for that matter.”
SCREAM 1996, dir. Wes Craven
“You’re starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick.”
Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven