[cuntylestat]

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[utopians]

Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

[lullabiesinaglasswilderness]

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[kosmogrl]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[whotookmygender]

this fandom is a prison

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[worst-roommates-ever]

[incarceratedgirl]

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

[pinkcadillaccas]

"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy

[thoughtcascades]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

[alanzaveri]

i can’t keep getting drunk this level of ********* cannot be sustained fr

[chujellys]

hannah einbinder for myth magazine