[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[insecuregodcomplex]

[sailermoon]

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

[corpse-toy]

plausible deniability remains highly erotic

[corpse-toy]

let's convince ourselves that this is okay. let's rely on technicalities to exonerate ourselves. let's avoid looking what we're doing in the eye. let's live under its shadow, both aware of what this is but unwilling to say it out loud, since that will shatter the careful illusion we've built

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[t4nku]

I legit needed to hear this

[1anonyymous1]

I come on tumblr to talk to myself publicly

[bonivers]

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[vamptits]

i hate all celebrities except my celebrities. who i also hate but differently.

[socialmurderer]

Best ice cream flavor that ISN’T chocolate, strawberry or vanilla

Mint

Cookies and cream

Cookie dough

Butter pecan

Moose tracks

Salted caramel

Coffee

Cotton candy

Birthday cake

Pistachio

Peanut butter

Something else

Voting ended onApr 30

[medusas-daughter]

Slight spoilers but Emma having spent her entire childhood moving around never staying long enough to make friends or get closure from the bullying and her adult coping mechanism being "let's start over" was chef's kiss