murder sauce

heyaa heyaaa wootoopootootoo

[ehlihr]

new adaptation is making me so excited :)

[powerburial]

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

[bokuroaka]

*is bisexual in a nonbinary way that pisses you off*

[ysabelmystic]

*is nonbinary in a bisexual way that pisses you off*

[colossalfucking]

All day every day

[colossalfucking]

Everyone say it with me

ANTS IN THE TOASTER OVEN ANTS IN THE TOASTER OVEN ANTS. IN THE TOASTER OVEN ANTS! IN THE TOASTER OVEN

[lucys]

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the Mountain Goats - “No Children” Live at City Winery 12/04/2015

And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I’d hope that if I found the strength to walk out You’d stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand

[californiannostalgia]

[colossalfucking]

Why do people say “Holy cow”? What do you mean holy cow? Where? WHERE IS IT???

[kindergraph]

everyone on earth gets to stan 1 irredeemable fictional murderboy with a vaguely sad backstory. but you only get 1. if you exceed that limit the cia takes you out. and thats how fandom discourse works.

[colossalfucking]

Eren Jaeger... but there’s also Amadeus😩 and so many more I can’t pick

[colossalfucking]

I just farted lol

[colossalfucking]

I don’t remember making this post

[colossalfucking]

I just farted lol

[colossalfucking]

I think I absolutely love that no one gives a shit about what I have to say and I just type into a blank space where no one will ever see it

[80sanime]

[empress-runner]

I love when anime just fuckin

Has a real life movie in it but anime

Like last weeks Jiu-jitsu Kaisen featuring Anime Sam and Frodo

[dat-soldier]

Yawara! A Fashionable Judo Girl (1989) had Friday the 13th Part III play in a theatre as well

[because-im-freaking-greed]

My favorite part of this one is that this chapter of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure went to print in Japan very shortly before The Sixth Sense, but Araki had already seen it because he’s a freeaboo, so not only is jolyne spoiling The Sixth Sense for everyone in this room, she’s spoiling it for all of real life Japan

[colossalfucking]

I love this post but the JIU-JITSU KAISEN are you KIDDING ME plssss— it’s Jujutsu🏃🏻‍♀️

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

[colossalfucking]

So that’s why I feel so unloved now. It’s because this stopped

[colossalfucking]

Fuck zodiac signs I wanna know what flavor chapstick y’all use

[colossalfucking]

Next on HGTV! “Converting Perfectly Fine, Beautiful Houses Into Revolting Monstrosities, And Then Violently Judging The People Who Decide To Buy Them.”

NEW episode every SUNDAY!

[sanjidysphoria]

a thing that will forever amuse me is the movie fandom's depiction of the relationship between gandalf and pippin. like "haha old man is annoyed by younger man" is funny on its own but what most of them don't know is:

gandalf is an entity, an angelic being taking up human form who is older than time itself. pippin 'i exist to spite god' took is like 17. this is a teenager constantly fucking up an ancient being.

pippin is the biggest minor inconvenience in gandalf's life.

[papasmistakeria]

Pippin:

[dadasoda]

“The closer rebel characters come to a definable ideology, the more likely they are to be written as villains. At the same time, the emotive aspects of rebellion - the heroism of the underdog, the thrill of fighting the power - are rendered safe for public consumption by taking out any explicit political ideology. … The effect of all this is to suggest that violence is somehow more sympathetic the less its perpetrators believe - that heroism decreases the more detailed your policy proposals get. If Luke Skywalker was fighting for galactic communism, or Daenerys intended to create a series of peasants’ councils to govern Westeros, or Harry Potter wanted to smash the Ministry of Magic and overturn wizard supremacy, we would have to confront serious and difficult questions about when political violence is appropriate, for whose benefit, and for what purposes. I don’t believe those are questions pop culture is incapable of asking. They are questions we do not want to ask.”

— Alister MacQuarrie, Outlaw Kings and Rebellion Chic (via secularbakedgoods)

[queeranarchism]

Related: in almost all these stories, the hero seeks to restore something or stop a villain from creating a big unwanted change. All was well until the villain decided something needed to change. The status quo is okay, change is bad. If the story starts at a bad moment, there was a good status quo before it that needs to be restored. These are counter-revolutionary narratives.

Very rarely do we see fiction where the hero decides to make the world better not by restoring something but by creating something new and the villains are those who resist the change. They couldn’t tell stories like that because that would require for the hero to have an idea of what a better world would look like.

[colossalfucking]

Might I add the characterization and ideals of Eren Jaeger?👀

[colossalfucking]

why is there a misconception that Victor Frankenstein was a crazy old man when he was just a depressed college student who wanted a customizable friend

[colossalfucking]

And: The monster is just Victor’s student debt