being jaded and over it is way overrated

acoustic pencils > electric pencils 24. selachiihook's side blog (Formerly catofspades)

[mellifexfarm]

who even is this guy

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[coltofhearts]

guy who only smokes weed babybird style

[halondrus]

[gushism]

abacus valley - acrylic on 16” x 20” canvas

[postergirlfornothing]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[swampswine]

[videolottery]

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[sweatermuppet]

closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s

[boringkate]

Blasting girls in their 20s with my MILFification ray gun. The effect is slow and gradual, but irreversible. In one to ten years they'll all be in their 30s.

[wosp-reactivated]

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british