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[comebackcas]

~Masterlist~

Hello! So, I write fics now, apparently. Bon Appetit

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The Witcher

The Bar Crack Fic - Geralt x Jaskier - G

The Mix-Up - WIP The Witcher/Supernatural Crossover, Geralt x Jaskier, Castiel x Dean Winchester - M

A Shock Geralt x Jaskier - T

Destiny's Mission - WIP Geralt x Jaskier x Eskel x Lambert - E

I'd Be So Good To You Geralt x Jaskier - T

The Bard and the Dragon Geralt x Jaskier x Eskel - E

Training, Ropes, and Sundry Propositions Geralt x Jaskier - M

Betting the Bard Geralt x Jaskier - M

Drabbles

Stupid, Idiot, Motherfucking, Valdo Marx

The Argument

Supernatural

The Mix-Up - WIP The Witcher/Supernatural Crossover, Geralt x Jaskier, Castiel x Dean Winchester - M

Terrible Things Castiel x Dean Winchester - T

[scullys]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003) — 3x12: "Helpless"

[pickleforstony]

[izzy-hands]

The Witcher + Text Posts [6/?]

[pickleforstony]

cdpr was brave enough to make geralt crossdress but too much of a coward to put him in yen’s lingerie and corset.

Close-up and mild nudity below

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[weirdlandtv]

Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

[auckie]

This is probably the most culturally important thing I’ll ever seen in my lifetime if I’m being honest. I want this affixed over my mantle, embroidered into my denim, and emblazoned into my flesh so that generations to come may never forget this 1938 gem of an illustration. Put this on my gravestone and name my children after Alfo Di Gennaro. This is what it’s all about.

[crabofdoom]

Artist was obviously a leg man, but I have never seen a female alien love interest designed as THIS alien before. She’s uniquely hairy, bugged-eyed, lines would indicate at least a partial exoskeleton, she has escaped being saddled with the mammories that a non-mammal being would not have, yet she’s got it bad for Space Force Leatherhead and he is so into her. I can practically hear his prose of her cabochon eyes of nebula violet, glowing with the passion to know and be known, in the starlight. The green of her body turning more vivid as discovery (and carnal knowledge) consume her conscious mind.

To suggest a red-blooded, human man could love Greedo’s cousin? Desire her??

This is fantastic, in every sense. How many lives did this change forever?

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[finleycannotdraw]

interdimensional geraskier convention?????

from left to right: hexer geraskier, book gerlion, netflix geraskier, and game gerlion

colored about half of it on a discord call and the other half trying to ignore my family who had just arrived

closeups under the cut!

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[upthewitchypunx]

"you don't even know what emails is"

I keep saying this to my cats and think it is hilarious.

[upthewitchypunx]

Mostly because I'm jealous.

[upthewitchypunx]

We told our new vet that we taunt the cats with this, they found it amusing.

[2ear-tr9p]

Why so blue

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[archduchesskittycat]

"BTVS gets better when Spike shows up" um I think you mean Spike and Drusilla. Don't forget my girl Dru. She's cutting Spike's cheek and licking his blood in front of everyone. He's kidnapping a girl for her to eat because she's too ill to hunt herself. She's gagging her dollies and setting them up to watch while she kills and eats this girl. She and Spike are both so much more fun and interesting for being introduced as a couple, and she's a fun and interesting character in her own right.

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[awed-frog]

anyway

[alagzna]

I love Tumblr