[yourgirllacyy]

SOS when someone asks you about which fandoms are you in... the real question is, in which fandoms have I not been😭

[someoneverypotter]

rip jason grace you would've loved living

[lilislegacy]

percy jackson canonically loves led zepplin, driving, basketball, and is a terrible singer. he loves his mom more than anyone (except wifey), he brags about his bad dance moves, he knows about technology and social media but doesn’t know how to use it for the life of him, he knows a bunch of random trivia (from annabeth), and he makes horrible cheesy jokes every 3.5 seconds.

i fear he is in fact a suburban white dad

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

grover chilling at camp half blood one day wondering why he suddenly feels like torturing a goddess with her own poison

[demigod-incorrect-quotes]

The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

[modawg]

percy’s face card so lethal they had to make him a scapegoat with suicidal tendencies and insecurity issues

[somewhereincairparavel]

if you think I'm getting over the irony of jason waking up with amnesia and his last single word ended up being "REMEMBER" then you're fucking wrong :)

[newlyfoundwren]

Probably not a hot take, but Rick should have made Jason just a little more of a freak. Not too over the top, but just enough because we already got:

Percy: Wanted by the FBI no less than 5 times and is described as “fighting like a demon” and still has self esteem issues when it comes to fighting. First magical horse girl

Annabeth: The worst abandonment issues you’ve ever seen to the point where her life goal is to build something that lives forever. Also wanted by the FBI and keeper of the brain cells

Piper: daughter of the most popular movie star and hates it. Former kleptomaniac turned professional gaslighter

Leo: ADHD gremlin who built a ship in 6 months which is based off of a drawing he made when he was a toddler

Hazel: Died in 1930 and doesn’t understand modern technology but swears like a sailor. Second magical horse girl and part time witch

Frank: The only one who isn’t ADHD or dyslexic and wishes he was. The chillest person you’ll ever meet but his dad is also the god of war. Third magical horse girl

And Jason’s just the normal one. He needs to not be normal

[theallknowingmimir]

"You are gorgeous and people love you!"

[justafanbutcurious-deactivated2]

"Jason hated being old"

I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS DUDE

[winter-rossie]

Oh, Percy fell first. Oh, Annabeth fell first. Percy fell first. Annabeth fell first.

Really because,

Pulls out Mark Of Athena, I REMEMBER THEM FALLING AT THE SAME TIME.

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[come-on-valdez]

“Ragnarök is the friends we made along the way” -Magnus Chase at some point probably

[newlyfoundwren]

So we can all agree that Percy and Annabeth would drop the most insane Dad and Mom lore respectively, right?

[its-me-kassy]

Apollo being REAL

Apollo is forever the REALEST of these lines

[connabeth]

weekend classes might be the most heinous trauma rick has inflicted onto percy yet

[aroaceleovaldez]

arguably this is the funniest part about Jason in The Burning Maze: