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Peter Solarz

Love Begins

blake kathryn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
styofa doing anything

Kiana Khansmith

JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around

shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
Keni
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@comet-cowboy
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I was raised on the strict principle that the driver only drives. Shotgun seat is a duty, not a privilege. Second seat is the first passenger, the second in command. Shotgun does everything that the driver needs done. Driver wants water, shotgun hands them the water bottle, already opened, and closes it after the driver has had their drink. Shotgun manages the navigator, googles things that popped into the driver's head and wants to look up real quick. Reads the driver's incoming texts and texts back as the driver dictates - upon the driver's request. Driver only drivers. If your ass itches you don't take your hands off the fucking wheel, the secondant scratches it for you.
Then you sit down in the car of someone who's an excellent never-had-a-crash driver and watch in horror as they go 80 kmh on a curving forest road, opening a water bottle one-handed while applying lip balm with the other, changing music by pecking their phone's touch screen with the tip of their nose like a bird, all the while steering with their left ass cheek, and you feel your soul leave your body just in case your body is also gonna leave the car after it, through the windshield, in the near foreseeable future.
autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally
my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME
that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.
she has been practicing since she was very young
What a dignified and shapely beast…
Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.
NEED!!!
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
this shit just got so real i feel faint
5 times Dan and Phil click baited us
+ one time it was real
hey guys just woke up from a 15 year coma. I wonder how amazingphil and danisnotonfire are doing
Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.
The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:
the mutuals you have nothing in common with anymore fandom-wise are so important to the dash ecosystem...... #biodiversity
autumn/winter affirmations:
7 p.m. is not late
your day is not over at 7 p.m.
you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
7 p.m. is so early
accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months
he died for what he believed in
be the change you want to see i guess